Jake... why not post this somewhere where people actually care? Because nobody here does.
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He clearly is deranged, i feel sorry for him.
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I agree with the first part, but not with the second. You see, he's not just deranged, he is also a compulsive liar.
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Indeed he is, and that gives me more reason to pity him. Anyone who bitches and moans about their personal problems, as well as constantly posting threads which are pointless on a web forum, clearly has no hope.
thomasquinn 32989 · Member since
Oh, I'm not so sure. I think it may just be that he has no life, in that he is too lazy to do anything with it. Like me, really, only I don't moan about it, I celebrate! ;-P
4 x Vision · Member since
I love his posts, they are fucking hilarious. The boy is one sad fucker.
END IT... DO IT... NOW
Micrówave · Member since
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«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» · Member since
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Winter Land Man · Member since
Wah wah wah wah
I'm a big fat emo doing the forum rounds
Wah wah wah wah
I'm a big fat emo who weighs 164 pounds
Wah wah wah wah
Lick it up...
Fuck it up...
Shove it up...
You make a dead man.... cum!
Winter Land Man · Member since
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[b]-fatty- wrote: [/b]
Doctor fatty is in.
You managed to avoid posting anything on Queenzone for just over a week. By doing so you thought that someone might have wondered what had happened to you. You thought that someone might be worried, given the recent events in your personal life, that you might be in a bad place and posted a message of sympathy or support. Unfortunately for you, this didn't happen. This can be attributed to the fact that nobody cares a toss about you or your personal problems. The sad fact is that the only person who takes a passing interest in anything you ever say or do is me, and I fucking well despise you.
So you spent a week checking Queenzone to see if anyone had noticed your absence and when it became clear that nobody cared, you left a cryptic message in the "Random Thoughts" thread. A message which read "This is what you want - this is what you get". Obviously this message is a little too cryptic and was duley ignored but if I was to make a guess, I'd say that you were trying to allude to the fact that you were depressed, feeling suicidal and that were you to take your own life, it would serve us all right for not giving you the attention you feel you deserve.
But still nobody cares and so you decide to start an all new thread with one of your god-awful songs. You spend the best part of the next two hours hitting the refresh button hoping and praying that someone, anyone will reply but still, nobody cares.
And then when you can't take it a second longer you reply to your own thread with a long diatribe of complete and utter bollocks. And it's only then that the replies start to flow. This is because you are a one trick pony. You serve no other purpose on Queenzone than to be ridiculed. Your last post was chock-full full of lies and contradictions that were I to take it apart bit by bit I'd probably crash the servers but there are two absolute howlers that I simply cannot let go by.
The first is this so-called threat from Jessica's new boyfriend. He says "Well Jake, you keep it up and you won't ever see Gavyn again, I promise you". The first question has to be "keep what up?" What is it that you're doing which if you continue to do, he'll make sure you never see your son again. And if you take this threat seriously, what's to stop you heading west and giving this fella a stiff kick in the plums. Let's face it Jake. If you're an example of the kind of guy that Jessica is attracted to, it's a fair bet that her current beau is also a streak of piss.
The second howler concerns your latest imaginary girlfriend. You said "I told her she's 20 years old and needs to grow up and stop complaining about how depressing her life is when she has never experienced anything as painful as what I've gone through."
Need I say more.
Doctor fatty is out again.
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I left town for a while. Come back to town, leave town, come back to town, leave town, come back to town.
-fatty- 2850 · Member since
You've probably caught your underpant elastic in the front door.
fatty.
Saif · Member since
As Slayer would say "Join us...join us...join us"(if you play backwards, that is)
andreas_mercury · Member since
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[b]Sweet Insanity wrote: [/b]
Wah wah wah wah I'm a big fat emo doing the forum rounds Wah wah wah wah I'm a big fat emo who weighs 164 pounds Wah wah wah wah
Lick it up... Fuck it up... Shove it up...
You make a dead man.... cum! [/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE]just go and keep smoking
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Winter Land Man · Member since
Dude, I'm smoking a Marlboro Medium 100 right now. I'm not smoking 5 packs a day, that was a tough time, yeah.
You just keep smokin' Amir's pole, and you'll be all set with music. Can ya whistle it again?
andreas_mercury · Member since
LOL [/QUOTE] [/QUOTE]havent seen amir in a loooooong time my friend ..... i think not. [/QUOTE]
Winter Land Man · Member since
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[b]andreas_mercury wrote: [/b]
LOL
havent seen amir in a loooooong time my friend ..... i think not.
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He's picking your pubic hair out from between his teeth.
inu-liger · Member since
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[b]Sweet Insanity wrote: [/b]
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[b]andreas_mercury wrote: [/b]
LOL
havent seen amir in a loooooong time my friend ..... i think not.
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He's picking your pubic hair out from between his teeth.
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Shirley you mean his [i]brother's[/i] pubic hair...?
wstüssyb · Member since
God...WTF
You still posting this shit after 5 some years, Figured you would have gained some commonsense and realized no one gives a flying fuck.
