And [b]THEN[/b] they wont take it up the arse "because it hurts!"
Its just a joke, ladies............ lol
Philly Guy · Member since
You fool!! Women don't have feelings...
Ding fries are done. I gotta run. **ZZZZOOOOOOOOOOMMMPPPPppppphhhhhh!!!!**
Mr Mercury · Member since
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered...is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was, the neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now....what is the moral to this story?
The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» · Member since
[b]MEN!!!![/b]
its_a_hard_life 26994 · Member since
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[b]«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» wrote: [/b]
[b]MEN!!!![/b][/QUOTE]
Mr Mercury · Member since
[QUOTE]
[b]«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» wrote: [/b]
[b]MEN!!!![/b][/QUOTE]
They are just jokes I posted.
I love women and all their peculiar little problems!!!
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
what women want,what they really really want is a zigger zig-ah.
havent you learnt anything from the Spice Girls? :-p
Mr Mercury · Member since
And when they let us know what that really is then we can get them one.
lol
thomasquinn 32989 · Member since
What women want is in your genes. Or jeans. I don't remember which one.
john bodega · Member since
Bitterness can make you say a lot of silly things, but there's no two ways about it - I love women, they're fucking great. They seem as bonkers as I must seem to them, sure, but that doesn't really curb my love of them.
Mr Mercury · Member since
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[b]Zebonka12 wrote: [/b]
Bitterness can make you say a lot of silly things, but there's no two ways about it - I love women, they're fucking great. They seem as bonkers as I must seem to them, sure, but that doesn't really curb my love of them.[/QUOTE]
And that is the beauty of them, they are bonkers - in a nice way of course
lol
Janet · Member since
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[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]
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[b]Zebonka12 wrote: [/b]
Bitterness can make you say a lot of silly things, but there's no two ways about it - I love women, they're fucking great. They seem as bonkers as I must seem to them, sure, but that doesn't really curb my love of them.
[/QUOTE]
And that is the beauty of them, they are bonkers - in a nice way of course
lol
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Can't live with us, can't live without us?
;-)
@ndy38 · Member since
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[b]Janet wrote: [/b]
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[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE]
[b]Zebonka12 wrote: [/b]
Bitterness can make you say a lot of silly things, but there's no two ways about it - I love women, they're fucking great. They seem as bonkers as I must seem to them, sure, but that doesn't really curb my love of them.
[/QUOTE]
And that is the beauty of them, they are bonkers - in a nice way of course
lol
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Can't live with us, can't live without us?
;-)
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Bingo.
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
[QUOTE]
[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE]
[b]Zebonka12 wrote: [/b]
Bitterness can make you say a lot of silly things, but there's no two ways about it - I love women, they're fucking great. They seem as bonkers as I must seem to them, sure, but that doesn't really curb my love of them.
[/QUOTE]
And that is the beauty of them, they are bonkers - in a nice way of course
lol
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unless they live in Torquay!
dont say i havent warned you
*twists finger around at side of head and pokes tongue out *
