Especially a *minor* Dutch celebrity. Hell, even *I* could argue that I'm a minor Dutch celebrity, simply by having had my picture on the front page of a national newspaper once.
give it a while and so will Jake...
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thomasquinn 32989
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Mr Mercury wrote:
ThomasQuinn wrote:
Especially a *minor* Dutch celebrity. Hell, even *I* could argue that I'm a minor Dutch celebrity, simply by having had my picture on the front page of a national newspaper once.
You are a "celebrity"??????
Can I have your autograph????
I have never met a minor - minor celebrity......
Where do you want it? Let me guess...at the bottom of a blank cheque to my account? :P
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thomasquinn 32989
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JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:
ThomasQuinn wrote:
Especially a *minor* Dutch celebrity. Hell, even *I* could argue that I'm a minor Dutch celebrity, simply by having had my picture on the front page of a national newspaper once.
give it a while and so will Jake...
Something like this?
"Jake Britt Made Criminal Offense
Dutch Secretary for Justice Ernst Hirsch-Ballin has announced that Jake Britt is from now on a criminal offense on Dutch soil. Asked what the offense "to Jake Britt" meant, Hirsch-Ballin replied "to be the bastard." He then went on to answer questions about the punishment in case of violation ("to be buggered to death by a threehundred-seventyfive pound caveman called Jedediah") and human rights treaties ("bugger them, too.") before retiring.
Jake Britt will thus be sodomized by a giant caveman if he ever sets foot on Dutch soil, including the Antillen islands and Dutch embassies all over the world. Other EU leaders are rumored to be contemplating similar measures. Meanwhile, the opposition has criticized the Secretary, stating that Jake will provoke the punishment for his personal enjoyment."
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Mr Mercury
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ThomasQuinn wrote:
Mr Mercury wrote:
ThomasQuinn wrote:
Especially a *minor* Dutch celebrity. Hell, even *I* could argue that I'm a minor Dutch celebrity, simply by having had my picture on the front page of a national newspaper once.
You are a "celebrity"??????
Can I have your autograph????
I have never met a minor - minor celebrity......
Where do you want it? Let me guess...at the bottom of a blank cheque to my account? :P
LOL!!!
:)
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catqueen
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Aw, don't go!
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inu-liger
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Yo Syb, I have a suggestion.
You should, in the vein of similar 'proofs' from 4chan, take a picture of yourself holding a piece of paper that says, for example:
"Sup /Q/tards?
June 6, 2009 - 9:50PM
-Syb"
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Micrówave
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One thing that celebrities have to have, in order to make it in their world, is a thick skin.
So, Syb, if you are somewhat famous, how come a few people on Queenzone can get your panties is a wad? Why are you singing Queen songs in some low-rent B-club? What happened to you and the band? Is there a Behind The Music story that you could share with us here on Queenzone?
