Kate Winslett - The reason the Titanic went down by the bow

 



I live in Spain and the TV here is pretty poor. Loads of channels but they only seem to show the same three movies in rotation. Cliffhanger, Pretty Woman and Titanic. I´ve never been a fan of Titanic, let´s face it I knew the ending before I saw it but one thing I have noticed having watched it for the 40th time is how fat Kate Winslett is in that movie.
Think about it; she must have been the reason the ship went down by the bow. If you want further proof just remember that she and miniature Leonardo headed for the bow as the ship got into distress. Then as the water came up they headed for the stern. Then what happened ? The stern actually broke off and crashed to the water below! Had to be her weight that caused that. 



 



 



 

I realise you're joking but this is my big chance;  people who actually thought she was fat in that movie are completely idiotic.  She was fuckin' perfect.
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[/QUOTE]Folks who think she was fat in that are the same crossed eyed morons who think Megan Fox is sexy.[/QUOTE]

she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumb

Zebonka12 wrote:

I realise you're joking but this is my big chance;  people who actually thought she was fat in that movie are completely idiotic.  She was fuckin' perfect.

Folks who think she was fat in that are the same crossed eyed morons who think Megan Fox is sexy.





Totally agree with you

Zebonka12 wrote:

I realise you're joking but this is my big chance;  people who actually thought she was fat in that movie are completely idiotic.  She was fuckin' perfect.

[/QUOTE] Folks who think she was fat in that are the same crossed eyed morons who think Megan Fox is sexy. [/QUOTE] [/QUOTE]


Who the F is Megan Fox ? I stand by my idiocy it´s my best feature.

Well I think both Kate AND Megan(in transformers, not now) is hot. *ducks*

shemp wrote:

she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumb

What exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I´m young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young.

By the way I´m an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. 

Major Tom wrote:

Well I think both Kate AND Megan(in transformers, not now) is hot. *ducks*

Transformers ??? Isn´t that a kids movie or cartoon or something ?

Bigfish wrote:

shemp wrote:



she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumb

What exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I´m young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young.

By the way I´m an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. 

holly sheep shit...... your a teacher??? and the best post you can come up with is that you think Kate is fat hence why the ship sank????  what about Miss Molly, that new money chick.... now thats fat...

I hope your teaching is not as bad as your views and that you just get kids to read from a text book....

I take back you being young and dumb...... its way worse than that

shemp wrote:

 








 



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shemp wrote:



 



she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumb



 

What exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I´m young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young.

By the way I´m an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. 

holly sheep shit...... your a teacher??? and the best post you can come up with is that you think Kate is fat hence why the ship sank????  what about Miss Molly, that new money chick.... now thats fat...

I hope your teaching is not as bad as your views and that you just get kids to read from a text book....

I take back you being young and dumb...... its way worse than that

I was going to do the corrections to your last message but there are just too many of them sorry.
I think it would probably take you about a year to get to first certificate level.

thank you....!!!!  long time not so laughing like today.....  :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 gimme more please ...:-)))))

FINALLY someone secure enough to "get it". Ha ha - more ? well I´m working on it darling.

I am waiting .......sweetheart   !!!   :-))))))))))))))))))))))

Lads, calm the fuck down!!!!  I'm sure Bigfish was just being funny, or at least trying to be.

 Bigfish wrote:

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shemp wrote:







 







she aint fat..... for as much as she is fat, your young a dumb







 

What exactly is "young a dumb" supposed to mean ? That I´m young and dumb ? well excuse me but I certainly am not young.

By the way I´m an english teacher - if you ever need any help.. 

holly sheep shit...... your a teacher??? and the best post you can come up with is that you think Kate is fat hence why the ship sank????  what about Miss Molly, that new money chick.... now thats fat...

I hope your teaching is not as bad as your views and that you just get kids to read from a text book....

I take back you being young and dumb...... its way worse than that

I was going to do the corrections to your last message but there are just too many of them sorry.
I think it would probably take you about a year to get to first certificate level.

Im not worried, its the kids you teach who should be concerned....