To hell and back

Darlin'

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[b]Sweet Insanity wrote: [/b]

    So,[/QUOTE]
This is where I stopped reading.

[b]  ! Show compassion ![/b]

  According Dacher Keltner, a psychologist at the University of California, extended [b]compassion[/b], [b]gratitude[/b]

  and [b]generosity[/b] of our lives, as evidence of giving and helping strengthen the immune system and a healthier live


  ...a double-broken heart takes twice a long time of healing... [b]![/b] 2 years [b]![/b]  :-(


  .gaja.

I can't help wondering...what if Jake spent the time he reserves for self-pity and posting his sad life's story on something constructive? Like his (to my belief) fictional son?

Because his son (fictional or not)  isnt old enough to cope with Jake's "pity me" shite.

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[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]

Because his son (fictional or not)  isnt old enough to cope with Jake's "pity me" shite.[/QUOTE]
LOL. I don't think anyone under 3500 years old is.

Hooray, Jake is alive !

[url=http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8446/dropyourweapons.jpg]Hey, you...[/url]

must be a full moon again..

I knew it was too good to last.

fatty.

[b]Jake wrote: "So, well, the past two months have been Hell."
[/b]Speak for yourself.

[b]Jake wrote "I started drinking. Why?"
[/b]Because you have the mind of an 11 year old and you think that it's cool.

[b]Jake wrote: "Didn't have the money for cocaine or anything"
[/b]Yet you managed to find enough money for a dozen or so beers everyday. A coke habit would have been cheaper.

[b]Jake wrote: "I got down on my knees many times during the day"
[/b]Well that explains where the money was coming from.

[b]Jake wrote: "I'm a happy drunk, yet I become mentally handicapped when drunk,"
[/b]It's not just when you're drunk that you appear to be mentally handicapped. You do realise this, don't you?

[b]Jake wrote: "I was partying and having sex with any woman that would spread her legs."
[/b]I suspect this to be a lie. You're not that pleasant when you're sober so I find it highly unlikely that a woman would become more attracted to you while you were lying in a pool of your own vomit and urine.
 
[b]Jake wrote: "I have to get STD tests tomorrow."
[/b]You are a sexually transmitted disease. You were passed from your father to your mother 22 years ago. I bet if you were smeared with anti-biotics, you'd dissolve like the wicked witch of the west in 'The Wizard of Oz'

[b]Jake wrote: "At parties, I'd drink beer, and I'd finish up with straight vodka."
[/b]Wow! You're so cool.

[b]Jake wrote: "I didn't care."
[/b]Wow! You're so super cool.

[b]Jake wrote: "I could just drink again without any worries."[/b]
Wow! You're just so awsome that I'm going to have to change into some dry underpants.

[b]Jake wrote: "One night, I drank so much and so fast, that I fell out of bed and passed out, and stopped breathing."
[/b]Oh sweet baby Ganesh, I've just shot my bolt.

[b]Jake wrote: "Jessica had to sit me up right in order to breath by then,"
[/b]And she wonders why so may folk on Queenzone don't like her despite never having spoken to her.

[b]Jake wrote; "I decided at 6:00AM to go get a six pack. Figured I could sober up by then. But after the first six pack, I bought another. After that, I bought a 12 pack. If you think about it, that is only 24 beers. But I drank all of them except 3 bottles,"
[/b]I don't know anyone over the age of 13 years old who still thinks they're cool by bragging about how much they managed to drink in a short period of time.

[b]Jake wrote: "I remember saying to the lady at the scrap yard to "Forgive me body movements, I have parkinson's disease"... I doubt she believed it. Especially since I was hitting on her and making sexual comments to her."
[/b]I've just been sick all down my shirt.

[b]Jake wrote: "She (Jake's doctor) told me I'll die if I continue to mix prescriptions and alcohol."
[/b]She's lying Jake. You'll be fine.

[b]Jake wrote: "I completely upset my Mom, because my Uncle died not too long ago, and she says I remind her so much of him."
[/b]Yeah, I've seen photographs of you and you do bear a striking resemblance to a decomposed corpse.

[b]Jake wrote "I saw my Mom cry thinking I'd die like he did."[/b]
Those were tears of joy I suspect.

[b]Jake wrote: "I have Jessica and Gavyn to worry about,"
[/b]Well that makes a first.

[b]Jake wrote: "I have a life to live. Drinking yourself away isn't a life, it's either suicide, or a cry for help. I don't know what mine was, probably both, but I want to live... and that, I shall."
[/b]Birthday card pish!

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[b]-fatty- wrote: [/b]

I knew it was too good to last.

fatty.[/QUOTE]
some people 'turn with the tides',this moron posts shit every time there's a full moon on the horizon
i cant be the only one who's noticed it?

I don't get it.  I saw this thread when it had no replies; I thought about making fun of the guy but reckoned "if I leave him alone, he might leave us alone".
[/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE]Heh.[/QUOTE]

This cunt has a stupid attitude

He's fucking wired to Mars

There's the laugh I needed today.  In fact, there were many.  Thanks, fatty.