rhyeking wrote:
I'll tell you what they were thinking! It was something along the lines of..."Holy Crap! We just lucked out signing a deal with one of the biggest rock acts ever, who have a long back catalogue and were pissed off at the lack of promotion they got by Capitol Records in the US. What can we do to improve on that, to really get these guys a whack of promotion? Any ideas...?
Hollywood Records Guy #1: "Well, let's release all the albums on CD!"
HR Executive: "Great idea!"
HR Guy #2: "We should remaster the sound a bit...You know, to clean it up, make it sound clear.'
HR Exec: "Excellent, Johnson, you get a raise!"
HR Guy #1: "You know, we could put a few extra tracks on the CD, something special for the fans..."
HR Guy #3: "Yeah, b-sides, songs that weren't on the albums. Ryko's been doing that with David Bowie."
HR Exec: " Good. Good. I like where this is going. What about radio stations, can we get more Queen played on radio stations?"
HR Guy #2: "Yeah, we release the CDs a few at a time and send radio stations a bunch of promo CDs, with all sorts of Queen stuff on there, maybe even some new remixes, those are all the rage!"
HR Exec: "Johnson, you'll make Vice President for this. Good job!"
HR Guy #1: Hey, we can put a few of those remixes on the CDs, too, I mean, not all the albums had, you know, non-album tracks."
HR Exec: "Good thinking. Ideas like that are what this company are built on. Someday, you'll be Chief Vice President, just like Johnson here."
HR Guy #3: "Yeah, but what if the fans aren't too keen on some of these remixes?"
HR Exec: "Well, what more do they want? We're promotining the hell out these albums, remastering all of them, stuffing them extras...Aren't CDs the next big thing? Aren't they supposed to be better than the records?
HR Guy #3: "Some people really like records over CDs..."
HR Exec: "Johnson, fire Davis here!"
HR Guy #2 : "Davis, clean up your desk in the next ten minutes."
HR Guy #3: "Yeah, but, all I was saying was..."
HR Guy #2: "9 minutes, 42 seconds and counting..."
HR Guy #3: "Whoa...wait a minute!..."
HR Exec: "Security!"
HR Guy #3: "I'm going, I'm going!"
(exit HR guy #3)
HR Exec: "Okay then, if there's nothing else, let's get these CDs wiped up!"
HR Guy #2: "You know, I've got this idea...a collection of great Queen songs...like a Hits collection, but different...Classic stuff! What do you think?"
HR Exec: "You'll be President of the company someday, Johnson!"
LOL Thank you for clearing that up!
You forgot to add, "Gee, now that everyone has gotten rid of their vinyl records and turntables and replaced them with CD's, now we have to convince them that vinyl records were really better after all and sell them new ones!"
"By the way, be sure to buy some stock in a company that makes new high-tech turntables!"
Jeez, what next - some sort of digital tape so we can tape the new vinyl records before they get scratchy? Or will that not happen with the new high-tech turntables? No, it can't end there.