Someone tried to shoot me today.

Inland Revenue.
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Hope your alright now.

The title of this thread made me LOL though.

xD

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Maybe Britt was behind this pathetic attempt...
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my QZ sweepstake has him at 4/7 bookies favourite.here are the other odds

Hilary Clinton 3/1 [mistook Fatty for that SNP bloke Alex Salmond]
Colonal Gaddafi 5/1  [mistook Fatty for Gordon Brown]
Ronnie Corbett 7/1 [mistook Fatty for Roy Chubby Brown]
Jimmy Krankie 10/1 [shot at Fatty for nicking his 'fandabbydozzie' catchphrase]
Gordon Brown 14/1 [mistook Fatty for David Cameron]
Fatty 16/1 [failed suicide attempt/plea for help]
18/1 the kids that kept kicking the football against his gate last year resulting in his letter to the police being published in a Scottish Daily paper
20/1 the police for last years embaressment with the newspaper [see above]
 25/1 bar..

I suspect Fatty has a new book out and it's a publicity ploy.

Either that or Barry Bulsara is out on bail.

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my QZ sweepstake has him at 4/7 bookies favourite.here are the other odds

Hilary Clinton 3/1 [mistook Fatty for that SNP bloke Alex Salmond]
Colonal Gaddafi 5/1  [mistook Fatty for Gordon Brown]
Ronnie Corbett 7/1 [mistook Fatty for Roy Chubby Brown]
Jimmy Krankie 10/1 [shot at Fatty for nicking his 'fandabbydozzie' catchphrase]
Gordon Brown 14/1 [mistook Fatty for David Cameron]
Fatty 16/1 [failed suicide attempt/plea for help]
18/1 the kids that kept kicking the football against his gate last year resulting in his letter to the police being published in a Scottish Daily paper
20/1 the police for last years embaressment with the newspaper [see above]
 25/1 bar..








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Excellent work Oddsmaker Joxer!  As you probably know, I've bet the house, the farm, and my next five paychecks  that it's the cop.  Or the wife.  And a tenner on his publisher, too.





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It was TED. He was tired of fatty and his rastafarian Queen gang. We all knew it would happen some day.

Seriously: I am glad you are okay and random shooting happens with air guns in your city and not machine guns.

Hmm, 'TED' rings a bell. Care to refresh my mind, Barb? :-P

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Hmm, 'TED' rings a bell. Care to refresh my mind, Barb? :-P
[/QUOTE] Quasimodo rang the bell,Ted got the pasties

TED was the first QZ troll - you should remember him, Richard. I think he molested you and Chad on the old interactive news page. TED was from Ireland I think and he kept complaining that rastafarian Queen gangs with huge ghetto blasters broke into his house all the time.

His famous line was

SMELL THE FUCKING COFFEE

I can't believe you do not remember him :-) fatty wrote various stories about him - so he is my No 1 suspect - because the Guru has an alibi ;-)

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TED was the first QZ troll - you should remember him, Richard. I think he molested you and Chad on the old interactive news page. TED was from Ireland I think and he kept complaining that rastafarian Queen gangs with huge ghetto blasters broke into his house all the time.

His famous line was

SMELL THE FUCKING COFFEE

I can't believe you do not remember him :-) fatty wrote various stories about him - so he is my No 1 suspect - because the Guru has an alibi ;-)

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I figured as much he HAD to have been from the "early days"! (I've been lurking around here for around 9 years, so some things do fade over time :-P )

Those were the days...so long ago, lol! I do remember him a bit more now, though I don't recall him poking much at me then. I do remember the old interactive news pages though.

SO have Edinburgh's finest solved this yet, or are they still down the chippy stuffing their gobs and making racist jokes?

Holly2003 wrote: SO have Edinburgh's finest solved this yet, or are they still down the chippy stuffing their gobs and making racist jokes?
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Since when does the victim have to do the investigating? ;-P