Is this the Real life? is this just Fiction!?

FM-*In Bathroom shaving* ARHHHHHH HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! were did it go.....?
RT-A fuck? Ooooo were!!!!?
FM-fucking hell!!!!!!
RT- whats wrong?
FM-FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK ME!
RT-Im not that kind of man Freddie!!!!
FM- OH fuck someone stole half my tash!!!!
RT- are you sure it was'nt JD getting you back for cutting off his fro?
BM-tehehehehe PWNED!!!!!!!!
FM-BRAIN MAY!!!IT WAS BRAIN MAY WHO STOLE HALF MY TASH!!!!!!!

to be continued.......

MJ-Hey Mr Mercury how many licks does it take to get to the inside of a cruhchy lolly pop?
FM- I don't know lets find out *starts to lick*.......
*1*
*2*
*3*......
FM-.....*serious face* it takes 3.......

MJ- O RLY!?
FM-YAR RLY!
MJ-O RLY!?
FM-YAR RLY!
MJ-O RLY!
FM-YAR RLY!
MJ-OH RLY!?
MJ- O RLY!?
FM-YAR RLY!
MJ-O RLY!?
FM-YAR RLY!
MJ-O RLY!?
FM-YAR RLY!
MJ-OH RLY!?
FM-FUCKING HELL!!! YAR RLY!!! *slaps MJ round face*
Brain May*comes from MJ's hair* NO WAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ILQ20-ZOMG LOOK AT MY POINTLESS THREAD!
TFK-*BOOM HEADSHOT!*

QZ-*cheers*

RT:  I have a gun
FM:  So, I have one too!!
RT:  Let's end this thread now
FM:  I can make a bigger bang than that, darling

TWO GUNSHOTS RING OUT

**end of thread**

*sad face*  I'm gonna miss this pointless thread

And I'm sure we'll miss you. *ties eighty pounds of scrap iron to TS's legs, and sets navigation system to "Harbor"*

Lame.

Pah fuck this!!! I was only trying to create some Queen fiction for a laugh, shouldn'nt of even bothered.....xP

ILoveQueen20-*Jumps of Cliff*
FM & RT-*come back from the dead* Ah! Yey she's gone!

an't believe u just said the p-word. :P

 



The Fairy King wrote:



an't believe u just said the p-word. :P

PAH to that comment. xP