10 things that piss you off most

#10) Trying to get a human on the phone if calling any business, service, office, etc.

#9) Overkill on TV or newspapers for any news, like Michael Jackson. It's always past puke overload

#8) The anal level we carry the point of "political correct." If you're
an ass it's because you're an ass, no other reason. Deal with it and
don't "pull a card" about it.

#7) Trendy morons who can't think or decide what they like or should do on their own

#6) Anyone who says they are "really into music" but only listens to a radio or MTV

#5) loud cell phone talkers when I'm trying to eat somewhere, or ones
who talk and drive when they lack the skills to do both at the same time

#4) Old people who obviously should not be driving but are on the road. I'd rather have a stoner on the road.

#3) Wanna be rap gangster white kids who need to pull up their pants, flap their arms less, and reduce mouth noise output.

#2) The often mindless, clueless, lacking in minimal common sense types
who always seem to be in line in FRONT of me instead of BEHIND me.

#1) Rap. Bonus piss off points to those who
play it at volume when they pump gas or leave it on when they go into a
store with their car windows down. Like everyone else wants to hear
sonic snot

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I get really irritated by the extremely long commercial break that exists between Double Jeopardy and Final Jeopardy.

I'm trying hard to think of 10 things that piss me off, but I'm finding it really difficult to come up with even one. And THAT pisses me off!!

1. Narrow minded people.
2. Homophobes.
3. Overly sarcastic/egotistic people.
4. People who moan 24/7.
5. People who stare at you constantly.
6. Lazy people who don't share the work.
7. People who let others walk all over them.
8. Politics.
9. Chavs, Scene kids, indie kids and emos.
10. People who try to ruin your happiness because they are jealous or to make them feel good about themselves.

I have loads more. I could go on and on for hours. :)

-papers
-wasted time
-slow people
- disrespectful people who think they are cool
-people who question me
-people who not only butt-in during a conversation, but insult me while doing so
-people who demand that i do something. No.
- the "holier than thou" attitude, in any sense
- petty hatred
- people with no regard of others/sense of entitlment.

- My local supermarket just instituted a self-service checkout, while removing half of the express checkouts in the process.  Stupid cunts.  There are just as many employees there now to ensure that no one is ripping the store off, but the self checkout itself is utterly stupid.  I am a paying customer and I would prefer proper service in lieu of this nonsense.  
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[/QUOTE]- Boyfriends.  At first I thought I was just imagining things but I know I'm not.  Everytime I meet a girl who has a boyfriend around, he is always a total drip.  I resent that I must become a beige tool in order to meet someone.  I like being me.[/QUOTE]
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[/QUOTE]- Being unemployed.  I'm an idiot because for a few years I was into music and study and just thought "well it's okay, I'll be able to get a job when I really want one".  Oh great idea Scotty.[/QUOTE]
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[/QUOTE]- Music.  I dunno, it's my life, and it's frustrating that almost no one else takes it as seriously as I do.  It is tough having to rely on others to get a live band together when I know for a fact I could probably do it all myself if it were physically possible.[/QUOTE]
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[/QUOTE]- Summer.  What the hell, who invented this.  [/QUOTE]
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[/QUOTE]- Mortality.  Mostly that of others, though.  Hell ... death doesn't worry me.  The dying bit is scary, but I mean when you're tired you go and have a nap.  Dying will be the same.  It's when OTHER people die that I get angry.[/QUOTE]
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[/QUOTE]- Sport.  I live in a country full of morons who are obsessed with sport.  I like to watch our national game on occasion, if there is a brawl or if it's a particularly good game, but I mean ...  people who fucking live on the stuff...  and the presentation of it on TV is always so Goddamn serious.  A husky voiced announcer harps on about the two sides and makes it sound like Lord of the Rings.  I hate that shit.[/QUOTE]
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[/QUOTE]- My hair.  I am doomed to look a fool whether I have it long or short.  Long = unemployment.  Short = Sideshow Bob.  OH hell I was even compared to Mika once when I had it short.   Who needs that.[/QUOTE]
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[/QUOTE]- Violin.  It's a beautiful instrument and I think I'd be able to play it, but I can't master the art of having it on my shoulder.  For this reason I think I should get a cello instead.[/QUOTE]
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[/QUOTE]- This isn't something I hate but it makes me uncomfortable.  I get contacted regularly by people on Youtube who want to be buddies with me and send me video ideas.  At first it was somewhat fun but I'm now getting literally more people talking to me than I have time for in my day.  Makes me feel like a prick when I have to brush them off.[/QUOTE]

In no particular ranking order, but:

-People who are very close-minded and incredibly difficult to even attempt to reason with in an argument
-People that cannot seem to understand there are MANY types of people and personalities out there beyond their own type
-My city's local transit system
-Homeless bums
-Being short of actual spending money most of the time
-People that treat me with disrespect no matter how nice I try to be towards them
-People that decide they "know" that I'm "gay" and other related bullshit, NEVER MINDING the fact that a) I am NOT gay, b) I have a girlfriend, and c) these stupid comments/jokes REALLY piss me off, and as a result:
-People that also decide they have one view of a person practically forever, which is a wrong view, and that they don't even attempt to get to KNOW the person!
-People who try and decide for me what kind of a job I should be working, or how to spend (or not spend) my money
-People who hate on 'Queen + Paul Rodgers' just because it's the "cool thing" to do, and don't even bother trying to justify their hatred. As well, people like Sebastian who spout the same shit OVER AND OVER x Infinity. Will you guys PLEASE give it a rest once and for all?? Is it too much to ask for some peace loving quiet??

I have one more, I realise this makes it 11 but what the hell.
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[/QUOTE]-  Oversensitivity.  Really, really shits me off ...  I can't crack jokes about anything these days without some asshole having a good cry about it.  So what if I mocked your stupid hero?  I have heroes too, and you don't see me getting offended when people made Pete Townshend kiddie porn jokes do you?  I know that there is absolutely no truth to these accusations and that they do not make the slightest difference in the world, so what's the point in getting shitty about it?[/QUOTE]
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[/QUOTE]Oversensitive people cripple the things that I can do.  I wanted to make a video of Yiddish Lessons just to assure my subscribers that I wasn't anti-Semitic, and my nephew vetoed the idea because he thinks I'm being anti-Semitic.  I CANNOT FUCKING WIN.[/QUOTE]

1 children in need tv programme-absolute bollox and ruins my birthday every fucking year with some twat dressed as a one eyed teddy bear waving a bucket under my nose while im in a pub/club/shop
2 the word "soccer"-we invented the game of FOOTBALL the rest of the world wants to name it something else!
3 JEDWARD-need i say anything more about something thats already had its 15 minutes of fame?
4 Devon-too near Cornwall for my liking
5 English Summer-havent had one lasting longer than 2 days in over 3 years.Global Warming? My arse!
6 Global Warming-when you get people like Al Gore lecturing about things he knows fuck all about while he leaves HIS lights on and transports megastars to concerts that use far more electric and is more damaging to the planet than if he had left well alone!
7 BONO-need i say anything about this mental midget that hasnt already been said? believes his own hype and actually does fuck all for humanitarian relief if one looks closely at his "causes"
8 Thomas Schaffernaker-for those who dont know,he's the bloke on BBC News who does the weather in such an appaling manner that one just wants to slap him with a wet mackerel until he shuts up
9 Kay Burley-looks as if she has been slapped with a wet mackerel but still prattles on in a condescending voice and attitude which only makes me wan to change channels from Sky News to BBC
10-BLISS Music Channel- been playing christmas songs since mid October,seriously pissing me off,christmas is at the end of December,leave it there,i dont want to hear Cliff and Mistletoe and Wine before Halloween thankyou very much.actually i dont want to hear it at all!!

thankyou,im done now..

- Prices like 149.99.
Is it so difficult to write 150?!  As if they make me a favour.

- Curious grannies on my street.
Why should I answer the questions? Yes, you knew my father- but I even don't know your name!

-  Talentless C-lebrities.
If you have no talent in a certain area- don't stick your nose there!

-  Our government.
Oh my, I don't know so much swears for the precise description.

-  Kids.
I really don't get along with them. Maybe I should. But I am not. 

- Cooking.
Nah, I don't like it.

- Those who complain all the time.
I've heard it too much.

- Those who are disrespectful.
Hence you are surrounded by other people you must respect them.

- Those who are narrow-minded.
We all are different and have different views. As simple as that.

- Words "Because other people do it" which supposed to persuade me in something.
Nice try. Sure- in the next century.

1) Bankers
- they steal your money and expect you to be grateful for it
2) Hotlines
- never help people, just make idiots from you and again try to steal your money
3) Kids
- especially in shops when they want or "need" something and their parents are so bad that they don't want to buy it. Every time I witness something like that, I think about the Ramones classics [i]Beat on the brat with the baseball bat[/i]
4) Parents with little children
- come on parents, only you think your children are cute. Is it that hard to understand ?
5) Islamophobes
- I know many muslims, all of them great persons, much better than some christians
6) Homophobes
- come on, how can you care about somebody's sexual orientation ? I really can't understand that
7) Politicians
- well maybe it's because of my slightly anarchistic view of the world and society, but I really think all politicians are thieves and murderers.
8) Modern "music'
- I never heard something listenable after Nirvana
9) Junkies
- the best are the teenage kids who smoke dope every day and claim it's not addictive. Most of them have serious mental problems. Alcoholics are at least fun
10) Animal torture
- there are only 2 acceptable reasons for killing an animal - if you want to eat it or if it threatens directly your life. Unfortunately the Internet is full of videos where kids kill animals just for "fun". Anytime I see it I want to kill the person and I'm a very peaceful person

1. Being on hold on the phone, with or without music, but most particularly with an annoying voice advertising about how wonderful the firm is. 

2. Petty jealousy.

3.  Discrimination of pretty much any kind.  Why can't people understand that people are people?

4. Political correctness gone crazy.  Some people act in a way that upsets you.  Just because the person is gay/ black/ poor or anything does not mean the person is perfect.  It is equally discriminatory to act like 'discriminated against' groups are perfect.  We are all equal, we are all human.  Also, when people are afraid to use terms like 'off-colour' because they are 'racist.' 

5. Complicated phone systems, which ask you to press 100 numbers and you STILL don't get to talk to a real person.

6. The internet crashing mid conversation.

7. People who are supposed to give information not giving it.  (Eg, in work or college, when you don't know what is going on and people won't tell you.)

8. Being talked to while studying.

9. Being interregated or judged about where I am, who I talk to and what I say. 

10. People who look you up and down as you walk past as if they would like to squash you or think you are some kind of inferior species.

1)  The lead singer from Keane's face.

2)The fact that there isn't *literally* a soundtrack to my life that automatically plays the right song at the right moment without headphones or anyone else hearing.

3)The fact that there will never be another series of Black Books.

4) People leaving lights on when they leave the house.

5)people who get all self-righteous about people leaving lights on when they leave the house.

6)Women who view every other woman as a threat.

7) I get terrible walking rage - driving I have the patience of a saint - but put me on a crowded street and I'm overcome.

8) Back-handed compliments - I'd like you much better if you were just plain nasty.

9) Death of immensely talented people.

10) Barney the Dinosaur.


- All bar number 9 are the pettiest things that get on my goat.

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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:[/b]

7 BONO-need i say anything about this mental midget that hasnt already been said? believes his own hype and actually does fuck all for humanitarian relief if one looks closely at his "causes"

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[b]catqueen wrote:[/b]

6. The internet crashing mid conversation.

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[b]Angeline wrote[/b]

3)The fact that there will never be another series of Black Books.

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