If you had to have sex with a lifesize sex doll resembling a Queen member, while betting on the outcome of a UFC fight between Quentin 'Rampage' Jackson and Forrest 'Forrest' Griffin, and attempting to solve a Rubik's Cube, which Queen song or songss would you want your neighbours to be playing to muffle the sound of your sexually deviant and possible criminal behaviour? Mine would be Seven Seas of Rhye, Hangman and Funny How Love Is. Excelsior!
-fatty- 2850 · Member since
I can understand your reasons for listening to 'Seven Seas of Rhye' or 'Funny How Love Is' in such a situation but I do feel that 'Hangman' is a song best suited to having sex with a root vegetable (or root vegetable substitute) while a South American dwarf removes your liver to sell on the black market.
I'm sure that if you listen to the tempo of the song in a little more detail, you'll agree.
fatty.
Holly2003 · Member since
There's a ring of truth to that. I would suggest Hangman would also be suitable to distract attention away from a Gurkha declawing a kitten with a kukri, while being pestered for his train fare by an anthropomorphic owl.
EnglanE · Member since
I love this thread. I would choose 'Scandal'. [/QUOTE]P.S - Where is said sex doll resembling a member of Queen? And can I have a Tuxedo AND Beardy Freddie, please? KTHX.[/QUOTE]
ilikefreddyguy · Member since
"Check out my new book, it's really fantastic!" by Brian May
Micrówave · Member since
Let me be the first to [i]second[/i] sex while reading a Brian May book.
Oh God, we're having the same sexual fantasy. Gross.
thomasquinn 32989 · Member since
It all depends: what colour is the wallpaper?
The Mir@cle · Member since
Sex with a "hangman" is rather difficult as well. Nowadays they have pills for that, but still....
Angeline · Member since
Pain is so close to pleasure.
emrabt · Member since
dont try suicide
john bodega · Member since
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[b]Holly2003 wrote:[/b]
If you had to have sex...
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I had no idea it was an option at this stage .....
Serry... · Member since
May I invite the WWE divas action figures to our wild party? Anyway and again it'd be 'Yeah'.
john bodega · Member since
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[b]BlazeGoldmine wrote: [/b]
"Check out my new book, it's really fantastic!" by Brian May[/QUOTE]
Brian is such a cunt! Patrick Moore wrote that entire thing, Brian just sat by and ate Cheetos.
Lisser · Member since
I agree. All of it. I agree.
LittleSilhouetto · Member since
Hmmmmmmm. Thing is, if the neigbours were playing Queen, I think I'd probably give up on the sex doll
and just listen to the music instead.
