If you had to have sex with a lifesize sex doll resembling a Queen member, while betting on the outcome of a UFC fight between Quentin 'Rampage' Jackson and Forrest 'Forrest' Griffin, and attempting to solve a Rubik's Cube, which Queen song or songss would you want your neighbours to be playing to muffle the sound of your sexually deviant and possible criminal behaviour? Mine would be Seven Seas of Rhye, Hangman and Funny How Love Is. Excelsior!
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I can understand your reasons for listening to 'Seven Seas of Rhye' or 'Funny How Love Is' in such a situation but I do feel that 'Hangman' is a song best suited to having sex with a root vegetable (or root vegetable substitute) while a South American dwarf removes your liver to sell on the black market.
I'm sure that if you listen to the tempo of the song in a little more detail, you'll agree.
fatty.
I'm sure that if you listen to the tempo of the song in a little more detail, you'll agree.
fatty.
There's a ring of truth to that. I would suggest Hangman would also be suitable to distract attention away from a Gurkha declawing a kitten with a kukri, while being pestered for his train fare by an anthropomorphic owl.
I love this thread. I would choose 'Scandal'.
[/QUOTE]P.S - Where is said sex doll resembling a member of Queen? And can I have a Tuxedo AND Beardy Freddie, please? KTHX.[/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE]P.S - Where is said sex doll resembling a member of Queen? And can I have a Tuxedo AND Beardy Freddie, please? KTHX.[/QUOTE]
"Check out my new book, it's really fantastic!" by Brian May
Let me be the first to second sex while reading a Brian May book.
Oh God, we're having the same sexual fantasy. Gross.
Oh God, we're having the same sexual fantasy. Gross.
It all depends: what colour is the wallpaper?
Sex with a "hangman" is rather difficult as well. Nowadays they have pills for that, but still....
Pain is so close to pleasure.
dont try suicide
Holly2003 wrote:
If you had to have sex...
I had no idea it was an option at this stage .....
May I invite the WWE divas action figures to our wild party? Anyway and again it'd be 'Yeah'.
BlazeGoldmine wrote:
"Check out my new book, it's really fantastic!" by Brian May
Brian is such a cunt! Patrick Moore wrote that entire thing, Brian just sat by and ate Cheetos.
I agree. All of it. I agree.
Hmmmmmmm. Thing is, if the neigbours were playing Queen, I think I'd probably give up on the sex doll
and just listen to the music instead.
and just listen to the music instead.