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Five Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life

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Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.

1. It's important to have a women who helps at home,
  cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and
   who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and
   who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not
   know each other.

Sincerely

Tiger Woods
"Normally i can't dance to save my life. But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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ROFL!! Thats really good. xD
One night Roger was in a foul mood and he threw his entire bloody drumset across the stage. The thing only just missed me - I might have been killed. - Freddie Mercury
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Sixth rule - maintain one handphone contact per woman.  In this case, the man would need four handphones.
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or we can just ignore the rules and go to the pub instead ;-D
*puts on coat and heads to the pub*
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
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Sound advice for anyone with a harem!
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]

or we can just ignore the rules and go to the pub instead ;-D
*puts on coat and heads to the pub*[/QUOTE]
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Jesus all men are cunts.