... And for facebook status news:
Jordin: well idk im going out for a bit woot woot bout to get crunk lmao
Jake: Crunk? What's that?
Jordin: hi nd drunk/n**TINKERBELL**
Jake: Okay, for one. "Crunk" is a word formed by ghetto wannabes. There's no ghetto in this area, and people living in the real ghettos, would laugh in your face for that. For two, you don't have to act like a woman just because you are gay. I think gay men like other men for the fact that they are.... uhh... men and not female-like. Use the words "drunk", "boozin'", and "hammered" and this world will become a much happier place.
...... and the dude is claiming he's drunk after 32 minutes? What a damn lightweight.
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I have to go to court... the police told me I have to... to say publically about how much of a cunt some woman is and what she did wrong. It was news to me that I had to show up. She deserves it anyways... she's a damn rat. Karma's a bitch! Hahaha!
"You should know that 'SMiLE' is my religion, there's only one God and his name is Brian Douglas Wilson!" - Jake Britt ('Sarcasm')
going to school :/ this is sad
going to school again ! Oh Lord, i hate math :-p
its that time of the year again where i fork out £15 for Wrestlemania on PPV and then get teasy as a bag of wasps when John Cena wins the world title :-p
looking forward to Undertaker v HBK part 2 though.Lets see if its as good as last years match :-D
looking forward to Undertaker v HBK part 2 though.Lets see if its as good as last years match :-D
I got some beer for tonight. Or should I say this morning since it's like 12:11 AM???
Please, will you let John Lydon dance?
Please, will you let John Lydon dance?
I got a new horse on Sunday. Her names Bear. She's fat and gorgeous!!
Anyone kno anything about ethics in science?? I could sure do with sum info.... Na dont worry ive got all i need. I HATE SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
Anyone kno anything about ethics in science?? I could sure do with sum info.... Na dont worry ive got all i need. I HATE SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
That ice after the storm in West Australia looked impressive.
Spain, Chile.... The nature seems to go crazy.
Spain, Chile.... The nature seems to go crazy.
you talking about the hail storm in Perth?
dragon-fly wrote:
That ice after the storm in West Australia looked impressive.
Spain, Chile.... The nature seems to go crazy.
just been watching it on Sky News,the hail was a bit on the 'big' side wasnt it?
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:
you talking about the hail storm in Perth?
dragon-fly wrote:
That ice after the storm in West Australia looked impressive.
Spain, Chile.... The nature seems to go crazy.
just been watching it on Sky News,the hail was a bit on the 'big' side wasnt it?
I don't remember the details. Just watched the news in the morning. The journalist showed closely a bulge of ice. Pretty serious hail.
mmm steak.
What a fucking mess I made last night! Woo! I ended up waking up at 7:00PM ,,, I spilled wine all over the damn place. I'm just happy I don't have a hangover. I had fun last night drinking alone, though it did lead to me having a weird dream, as I slept, about having a bear as a pet, and we even built a room for it. It was interesting.
No drinking tonight though, I have to clean this house and stay awake all night, and tomorrow, so I can get a normal sleeping schedule again.
No drinking tonight though, I have to clean this house and stay awake all night, and tomorrow, so I can get a normal sleeping schedule again.
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:
you talking about the hail storm in Perth?
just been watching it on Sky News,the hail was a bit on the 'big' side wasnt it?
It was a hoot!
YES, i got a xbox live gold card! playing a lot :D