We've got your Queen UK!

And we might not give her back.  What does she like to eat?  Does she like butter tarts?

you can keep her,she's old and costing us a fortune!
has Phillip insulted any tribal women yet?

Yeah keep her. And Phil. Its only a matter of time before he insults someone.........

Don't forget to curtsy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otwfHs5vJZs

We're ok with her on our money and stuff where she can't make any sudden moves, but we're not sure about this walking around the place for nine days routine.

Phil drunk dialed Quebec from Nova Scotia and offered to drop over if they'd be interested in formally surrendering again. Ouch.

So the day 4 update is that the Queen came to our Canada Day party, and didn't have any fun.  Plus, she showed up without a birthday present!  Who does that?  Curtsy practice is O.V.E.R.

^she was probably pissed off at having to dress like a flag :-p

It was probably less having to dress like a flag and more the two Mounties that kept flipping her sideways because people just weren't *getting* the flag thing. :P

Seriously though, I really think we did something wrong.  That shot wasn't just a lucky snap, she literally looked like that on every camera pan for the entire two hours.   Unless it was some kind of protocol face.  But I really don't think so.  Whatever it was, we're very sorry!

Careful, she's a mean drunk. More than one Corgi has felt her wrath after a night on the Advocaat.

The Queen will be attending the Queen's Plate horse race tomorrow at Woodbine in Toronto.  Here's hoping we don't have a repeat of '97 where she kept trying to make outlandish wagers at the betting window, insisting much too loud that "England is good for it!".  A little twitchy and stuff, upper lip sweat.  She scared some people.

OK!  Apparently the Queen is still pumped from the horse fest yesterday, and there's some kind of official request in the pipe that before she leaves she might have the opportunity to 'smack a seal'.  Her words, not mine. Seems a little wrong, but she is our guest.

The reason why the Queen didnt have a present for Canada day is that apparently she is suffering due to cut backs.

And guess what? You Canadians are paying for her tour.....

did anyone else see her in her diamond encrusted 3D glasses at the film studio today? :-p

Mr Mercury wrote: The reason why the Queen didnt have a present for Canada day is that apparently she is suffering due to cut backs.

And guess what? You Canadians are paying for her tour.....

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No excuse! She has lots of hats.  It's throw up hot here, and Canada could use a hat.

Some actual trivia: Canada pays more anually per capita to support the monarchy structure in this country than Britain does at home.  $1.53 (or something) compared to $1.32 (or something).  I'm a bit imprecise because I read that article last year some time.

JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: did anyone else see her in her diamond encrusted 3D glasses at the film studio today? :-p
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Besides the film studio, she toured RIM (Research in Motion) and got a specially designed custom BlackBerry!

"Dearest Charles: I'm having a lovely time.  Met the Premier of Ontario today and he reminded me of you.  Mostly because he'll never be King either.  Bwaahahaha, Mummy PS Text me back"

And then she went back to Toronto and all the lights went out. Honestly, I think we've accidentally annoyed her somehow every day without exception.