What do mice take with them on a picnic?..............................A Thermouse flask.
Which day of the week is a mouse's favourite?.................................Chewsday.
Immagine a cartoon with a husband rat and wife rat and they're on a desert island with their suitcase, a ship sailing away into the distance. The wife rat says to the husband rat, "No, dear, I said we'll have to HAVE dessert after tea!"
There's plenty more where that came from.............unfortunately.
mooghead · Member since
Paddy gets a new job as a delivery driver, one day he goes into work and gets a delivery of 10 monkeys to go to the zoo,
on his way to the zoo his van breaks down at the side of the road, he called the AA who say they will be there in an hour.
as he's stood at the side of the road he sees murphy going past in his car
He flags murphy down and says "my vans broke down mate can you do me a favour and take these monkeys to the zoo, i'll give you £50"
murphy says yes and drives off
45 mins later paddy sees murphy come round the corner with all the monkeys still in the car,
"i told you to take them to the zoo"! said paddy,
Murphy says "i did but iv still got £20 left so im taking them to the pictures"!
markd · Member since
Watch some early Queen vids - always makes me feel good.
thomasquinn 32989 · Member since
Sir GH wrote: Watch Gilbert Gottfried, George Carlin, and Mitch Hedberg clips on youtube. That should do it. ===
Or Treasure Moment performances. As far as absurd comedy goes, there's nothing quite like it.
