First of all, Grateful Fan - that was funny as fuck mate, one of the funniest replies I've seen in a long while, and very well said indeed.
Now, for all the folk on lifetimefan's back, just pack it in. Seriously. If you know what the hell she means, either answer her civilly or just don't bother at all. If things are passing slowly here, why don't you come up with a new, challenging debate instead of brawling with a wee girl? We are lacking that on QZ. That's not a dig or personal swipe at anyone by any means, I'm just saying that time could be better spent than poking fun at lifetimefan. We are the adults and this kind of drivel brings us down. Think about it, for fuck sake.
Now, to lifetimefan - whilst some just like ripping the piss out of you, and will do it at any given opportunity, there are a few valid points coming from this. Please don't think I'm against you, I'm not. Just take your time with your posts. Text speak is for phones. Whilst you don't have to be formal and completely accurate gramatically, try "you" instead of "u" and adding "g" to the end of words that need them, i.e "making" instead of "makein". Nobody here is perfect, - not you, not I, not even microwave or YJ hehe, but a lot less haste and a little more time and thought will improve your writing skills. And if you can't spell, then use the spell-check. It will help you in the long-run. Dictionaries are a good idea, too, but a lot of folk think that if they don't know how to spell the word in the first place, they won't find it in the dictionary. Wrong! Try reading a little more, too. You'll soon pick it up. Just some friendly advice, I'm not bringing you down.
As for the t-shirts? Ebay for definite, they're on all the time.
Thistle