Never eat a scotch pie and then drink water...

....it makes your mouth all greasy.

I don't eat scotch, I drink it.

I do like a greasy mouth though.

Scotch eggs, deep fried Mars Bars and Haggis. What is life expectancy for Scots these days?

Set phasers tae Malky!!!

I had forgotten just how funny that was!

Holly2003 wrote: Scotch eggs, deep fried Mars Bars and Haggis. What is life expectancy for Scots these days?

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I believe it is measured in weeks.

I believe the Northen Irish population went down significantly to suicide as the fifth Republic goal went in last night....

That was in minutes, not weeks lol

Sorry Holly, just had to get that in.

It seems you're just an introduction to poutine away from total extinction.  Here.  Now somebody post a good map and we'll get started carving the place up. Canada would like lots of flowers, some nice moors and six castles. I think that's both reasonable and fair.

GratefulFan wrote: It seems you're just an introduction to poutine away from total extinction.  Here.  Now somebody post a good map and we'll get started carving the place up. Canada would like lots of flowers, some nice moors and six castles. I think that's both reasonable and fair. =============================================================================================

Yeah, we've got that here in Scotland.  It's called chips, cheese and gravy lol

And keep your hands off our castles....

Thistleboy 1980 wrote: I believe the Northen Irish population went down significantly to suicide as the fifth Republic goal went in last night....

That was in minutes, not weeks lol

Sorry Holly, just had to get that in.

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Meaningless game in an empty stadium. All it proved was the Republic's 2nd string team is better than our 3rd string team. Besides, about 40% of the population of Northern Ireland was probably supporting the Republic. That's more depressing than the result.

Thistleboy 1980 wrote:

Yeah, we've got that here in Scotland.  It's called chips, cheese and gravy lol

And keep your hands off our castles....
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Not surprised really.  About like the time you tried to take credit for the telephone by calling it mince, dial thing and a curly cord.

Eight castles.

GratefulFan wrote: Thistleboy 1980 wrote:

Yeah, we've got that here in Scotland.  It's called chips, cheese and gravy lol

And keep your hands off our castles....
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Not surprised really.  About like the time you tried to take credit for the telephone by calling it mince, dial thing and a curly cord.

Eight castles.
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I have two words to say.  Curly Wurly.  I rest my case.

2 castles and a drawbridge.

Thistleboy 1980 wrote:

Curly Wurly.
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Sob.

Nova Scotia and 35,000 head of moose. Final offer.

GratefulFan wrote: Thistleboy 1980 wrote:

Curly Wurly.
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Sob.

Nova Scotia and 35,000 head of moose. Final offer.

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What?  You want 35,000 moose heads?  That's against the law.  MY law.  How would you like it if I hunted you down and cut your head off for display somewhere? 

Learnt your lesson?

OK.  You are now granted Nova Scotia.