Cows have a vocabulary of thousands of words they just really groove on saying moo.
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Yes, but once you eliminate the ones relating to the best cuts of meat, BBQ techniques, the hurtfulness of the term "stewing beef", the suppleness of leather, those 'walking tubercules known as badgers' and ways to curse Brian May, I think there's like, 7. So really, it's not all that impressive.
I saw 30 badgers rip apart a cow once. Brian May was there, wearing a top hat, twiddling his pencil thin black moustache and laughing like a hyena. A farmer's daughter came to help and he kicked her in the arse. Strangest thing I've ever seen.
Cows like to talk but they don't talk like you,
Cows when the talk they go moo, moo, moo, moo!
Cows like to sing and dance and shout, mooray!
When you meet a cow here is what you should say;
(Hello cow) Cow, hello cow, hello cow how are you
(How are you) Cow, hello cow, hello moo, moo, moo, moo!
(Hello cow) Cow, hello cow, hello cow how are you
(How are you) Cow, hello cow, hello moo, moo, moo, moo!
Black and white cows go to moosic school
Black and white cows think that moosic's cool
Brown cows like to learn how to dance,
They'd do ballet if they have a chance.
(Hello cow) Cow, hello cow, hello cow how are you
(How are you) Cow, hello cow, hello moo, moo, moo, moo!
(Hello cow) Cow, hello cow, hello cow how are you
(How are you) Cow, hello cow, hello moo, moo, moo, moo!
(Hello cow) Cow, hello cow, hello cow how are you
(How are you) Cow, hello cow, hello moo, moo, moo, moo!
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcRJUqykLkc
Cows when the talk they go moo, moo, moo, moo!
Cows like to sing and dance and shout, mooray!
When you meet a cow here is what you should say;
(Hello cow) Cow, hello cow, hello cow how are you
(How are you) Cow, hello cow, hello moo, moo, moo, moo!
(Hello cow) Cow, hello cow, hello cow how are you
(How are you) Cow, hello cow, hello moo, moo, moo, moo!
Black and white cows go to moosic school
Black and white cows think that moosic's cool
Brown cows like to learn how to dance,
They'd do ballet if they have a chance.
(Hello cow) Cow, hello cow, hello cow how are you
(How are you) Cow, hello cow, hello moo, moo, moo, moo!
(Hello cow) Cow, hello cow, hello cow how are you
(How are you) Cow, hello cow, hello moo, moo, moo, moo!
(Hello cow) Cow, hello cow, hello cow how are you
(How are you) Cow, hello cow, hello moo, moo, moo, moo!
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcRJUqykLkc
GratefulFan wrote: Yes, but once you eliminate the ones relating to the best cuts of meat, BBQ techniques, the hurtfulness of the term "stewing beef", the suppleness of leather, those 'walking tubercules known as badgers' and ways to curse Brian May, I think there's like, 7. So really, it's not all that impressive. Touche GratefulFan.
Holly2003 wrote: I saw 30 badgers rip apart a cow once. Brian May was there, wearing a top hat, twiddling his pencil thin black moustache and laughing like a hyena. A farmer's daughter came to help and he kicked her in the arse. Strangest thing I've ever seen.
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Now THAT mmade my day. :L
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Now THAT mmade my day. :L
GratefulFan wrote: Compared to badgers and guitar straps they're absolute shit!
-Brian May
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guitar straps made out of badgers are the brilliant
-Brian May
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guitar straps made out of badgers are the brilliant
mooghead wrote: There are cows in this trippy golf game....
http://www.kongregate.com/games/dampgnat/wonderputt
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That was a deadly game. Did crap near the end though. :S
http://www.kongregate.com/games/dampgnat/wonderputt
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That was a deadly game. Did crap near the end though. :S