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There are a few people who troll this forum on various topics, like:

- Queen's next DVD releases, but only with google translator
- Mary Austin is a cunt and Jim Hutton is a saint because he wrote a tell-all book to "set the record straight"
- promoting your band who is second only to Queen and better than both The Beatles and Mozart .. and only you realize it .. imagine that !
- Brian May is an egomaniac (although we haven't seen much of this one lately)

We clearly need some more diversity on this front.  This is an open call for the following trolls:

- Queen's next DVD releases, but without google translator
- Freddie Mercury was straight
- I have the Roger Taylor sex tape
- Queen didn't actually play live; they played to a click track

And of course, we are open to more suggestions, so please do not hesitate to troll on your own original idea.  Childish name-calling is especially welcome.

Queenzone wouldn't be Queenzone without letting the trolls run the place, so let's bring the class level up a notch and let the joyous mayhem ensue!
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Freddie Mercury was straight, he just preferred men.
I always knew I was a star And now, the rest of the world seems to agree with me-Freddie Mercury
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....  slow news days
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What a hell? Is Anti-troll topic again? You`re bored, dears
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I do have the Roger Taylor sextape, though :S

If you're wondering what tempo he was keeping, it was a little slower than Breakthru but a bit faster than Don't Stop Me Now.
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Enough of the sneak peeks.  Just share it, you cheeky hoarding bastard :D
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Sir GH wrote: Enough of the sneak peeks.  Just share it, you cheeky hoarding bastard :D

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I don't see bastards here , I don't hear  bastards, I don`t see trolls here , I can`t hear  trolls here
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Sir GH wrote: Enough of the sneak peeks.  Just share it, you cheeky hoarding bastard :D
"You cheeky horny bastard" is more like it :D
It's late, but it's time to set me free It's late, yes I know but there's no way it has to be Too late, so let the fire take our bodies this night So late, so let the waters take our guilt in the t
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"Enough of the sneak peeks.  Just share it, you cheeky hoarding bastard :D"

(Password'd RAR appears in the Announce forum, along with a topic insisting that it really is genuine).
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Well I was going to share my HD Blu Ray of Urk 1983 but you've hurt my feelings so you can all F**k off you bastards..
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Sir Bob hates trolls. he is afraid of, he despises them and therefore  he named townsfolk  trolls
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Queen's next DVD release?  That's easy.  It's the Roger Sex tape WITH a click track.
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That's the spirit, Microwave.
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Bob, I have actually got a friend who works at QPL, and he has told me (in private, obviously, so keep this hush) that next year, 2012, marks the 25th anniversary of the Roger Sex Tape.  It will be released worldwide as 2DVD + 2CD super-deluxe boxset next summer, including:

DVD1: The Sex Tape, remastered.  The original was shot on VHS, but has been de-interlaced and re-formatted to NTSC , so we can all see it in black and white.  That way, it keeps the authenticity that it's a night time event.

DVD2: The Friday night performance, complete.  It is rumoured that Roger hits a C6 in this.  Bonus photo gallery of various Roger cum faces.

CD1 : Rare demos and out-takes, featuring "Harder"; "Faster"; "Yeah!!!"; "Take it, bitch!"; "Oh! God!" and "Bedsprings".  Out-takes of Freddie shouting "Shoot!  Shoot!  Shoot!". from the Hot Space (AKA Hot Sex) sessions included.

CD2: The Thursday night solo rehearsal.

If that wasn't exciting enough, it's all cumming out again in November - this time in a bed-shaped "roadie" box, and featuring bonus extras like:

* a replica of the used condom
* an actual, used, cutting of the bed-sheets, complete with sweat stains.  Numbered, with COA,
* a 12" inflatable dildo featuring Roger face, complete with attachable mop of blonde-hair for those who like to be
   tickled pink
* four 3D artcards
* replica kama-sutra.

And for fans of TV dance shows, it has been announced that Roger has kept a vial of sticky white goo from that night which he has trained to "do the fandango".  It will be participating on "strictly cum dancing" next autumn.
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Thistleboy 1980 wrote: Bob, I have actually got a friend who works at QPL, and he has told me (in private, obviously, so keep this hush) that next year, 2012, marks the 25th anniversary of the Roger Sex Tape.  It will be released worldwide as 2DVD + 2CD super-deluxe boxset next summer, including:

DVD1: The Sex Tape, remastered.  The original was shot on VHS, but has been de-interlaced and re-formatted to NTSC , so we can all see it in black and white.  That way, it keeps the authenticity that it's a night time event.

DVD2: The Friday night performance, complete.  It is rumoured that Roger hits a C6 in this.  Bonus photo gallery of various Roger cum faces.

CD1 : Rare demos and out-takes, featuring "Harder"; "Faster"; "Yeah!!!"; "Take it, bitch!"; "Oh! God!" and "Bedsprings".  Out-takes of Freddie shouting "Shoot!  Shoot!  Shoot!". from the Hot Space (AKA Hot Sex) sessions included.

CD2: The Thursday night solo rehearsal.

If that wasn't exciting enough, it's all cumming out again in November - this time in a bed-shaped "roadie" box, and featuring bonus extras like a replica of the used condom, an actual, used, numbered cutting of the bed-sheets, complete with sweat stains and COA, a 12" inflatable dildo with Roger's face, complete attachable mop of blonde-hair for those who like to be tickled pink, and four artcards and a replica kama-sutra.

And for fans of TV dance shows, it has been announced that Roger has kept a vial of sticky white goo from that night which he has trained to "do the fandango".  It will be participating on "strictly cum dancing" next autumn.

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You are  as always in your repertoire, buddy.