Sad news about Jon Bon Jovi

Turns out it was all a hoax and the twat's still alive.

fatty.

So they say.  But I find the image he tweeted to prove he's still alive *very* suspicious...

Because WHY would anybody responsible for Livin' on a Prayer and Dead or Alive and other nonsense think he was going to HEAVEN.

C'mon now, anyone insane enough to deliver a line such as "I never drew first but I drew first blood" surely deserves some credit. He's completely bonkers, but in that weird American way where he takes himself so serioulsy he doesn't realise that in any other country he'd probably be locked up for inflicting his ego on unsuspecting innocents without permission.

Still, that doesnt explain why we like The Hoff so much in the UK. Or Chick Norris ...

ps good to see you back Fatty.[img=/images/smiley/msn/thumbs_up.gif][/img]

Does he still do that pointing at the crowd thing like he is jesus and his index finger brings about wetness to middle aged vaginas?

I would much rather he was dead.

Exaggerate much?  He's just an entertainer.

If you're going to ill-wish people, try the bankers or big pharma.

"If you're going to ill-wish people, try the bankers or big pharma."








Are you kidding? I haven't got any money so the bankers aren't exactly stealing any from me. And I don't buy drugs so big pharmaceuticals and I are just fine.






Bon Jovi, on the other hand, is a regular auditory Himmler.

I grant you that if you haven't any money, the banks will probably leave you alone. However, if you're not on any kind of drugs, that's actually an incentive for the pharmaceutical industry to try and get you.

The Real Wizard wrote: If you're going to ill-wish people, try the bankers or big pharma.
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Or Celine Dion.