Happy Burns Night

AE fond kiss, and then we sever;
Ae farewell, alas, for ever!
Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll pledge thee,
Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee!

fatty.

Apologies for posting this in the wrong forum. It was an honest mistake and I meant to post it in the personal section. I will now happily recieve your abusive torrents of hatred.

fatty.

Fair fa' your honest sonsie face
Great cheiftain of the pudding race
Aboon then all
You take your place
Plaice, tripe or thairm
And well are you wordy of a grace
As long as my arm

Some hae meat and canna eat,
and some wad eat that want it,
but we hae meat and we can eat,
and sae the Lord be thankit.

Ae Fond Kiss
by Robert Burns

Ae fond kiss, and then we sever
Ae farewell, and then forever
Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll pledge thee,
Warring sighs and goans I'll wage thee.

Who shall say that Fortune grieves him,
While the star of hope she leaves him
Me nae cheerful twinkle lights me,
Dark despair around benights me.

I'll ne'er blame my partial fancy:
Nothing could resist my Nancy
But to see her was to love her
Love but her, and love for ever.

Had we never loe'd sae kindly,
Had we never loe'd sae blindly,
Never met - nor never parted -
We had ne'er been broken-hearted.

Fare thee weel, thou first and fairest
Fare thee weel, thou best and dearest
Thine be ilka joy and treasure,
Peace, Enjoyment, Love and Pleasure

Ae fond kiss, and then we sever
Ae farewell, alas, for ever
Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll pledge thee,
Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee.


Good Burns stuff

Happy Burns day.

man in hospital was complaining that all he got for breakfast lunch and dinner was haggis tatties neeps, the nurse says well you are in the Burns Unit