Amnesty International

10 things Microwave has never said but I believe to be true nonetheless.

1: Microwave is Pro-Death Penalty.
2: Microwave has a large collection of semi-automatic weapons.
3: Microwave sends money to a TV preacher.
4: Microwave wants ti nuke Iran.
5: Microwave has a mullet.
6: Microwave, when exited, shouts "YEEEHAAAAW!" and fires pistols into the sky.
7: Microwave has eaten panda meat.
8: Microwave has a dead muslim in his bathroom instead of a toilet.
9: Microwave chews tobacco and drinks whisky from a jug.
10. Microwave's favourite song is "Achy-Breaky Heart" by Billy-Ray Cyrus.


fatty.

[QUOTE] [b]-fatty- 2850 wrote:[/b]
10 things Microwave has never said but I believe to be true nonetheless.
1: Microwave is Pro-Death Penalty.
2: Microwave has a large collection of semi-automatic weapons.
3: Microwave sends money to a TV preacher.
4: Microwave wants ti nuke Iran.
5: Microwave has a mullet.
6: Microwave, when exited, shouts "YEEEHAAAAW!" and fires pistols into the sky.
7: Microwave has eaten panda meat.
8: Microwave has a dead muslim in his bathroom instead of a toilet.
9: Microwave chews tobacco and drinks whisky from a jug.
10. Microwave's favourite song is "Achy-Breaky Heart" by Billy-Ray Cyrus.
fatty.
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lmaolmaolmaolmao love it
do me, do me!
i mean dont 'do me' do a list for me!

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[b]-fatty- 2850 wrote: [/b] 8: Microwave has a dead muslim in his bathroom instead of a toilet.

fatty.[/QUOTE]

Microwave told me he flushes him by cellphone.

For the record...

1: Microwave is Pro-Death Penalty. FALSE
2: Microwave has a large collection of semi-automatic weapons. FALSE, I own one .25 caliber Ruger.
3: Microwave sends money to a TV preacher. FALSE, BUT I PLAY FOR ONE EVERY SUNDAY. GOOD PAY.
4: Microwave wants ti nuke Iran. TI? TexasInstruments? FALSE...  ISREAL WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT ANYWAYS.
5: Microwave has a mullet. FALSE
6: Microwave, when exited, shouts "YEEEHAAAAW!" and fires pistols into the sky. TRUE. MAKES IT WEIRD IN THE BEDROOM, THOUGH.
7: Microwave has eaten panda meat. TRUE, I'M HAVING SOME NOW... WITH BBQ SAUCE.
8: Microwave has a dead muslim in his bathroom instead of a toilet. FALSE, THERE ARE 2 MUSLIMS AND A CATHOLIC
9: Microwave chews tobacco and drinks whisky from a jug. TRUE
10. Microwave's favourite song is "Achy-Breaky Heart" by Billy-Ray Cyrus. FALSE - "Friends In Low Places" - Garth Brooks

[QUOTE]Grateful Fan wrote:  I'm not being an antagonist.  [/QUOTE]

Oh yes you are, but there's nothing wrong with that.  If that's your motive, then fine.  Good for you.

[QUOTE]catqueen wrote:  Nobody (or pretty much nobody) is going to argue that a murderer is a great person[/QUOTE]

That sounds to me like you supporting The Death Penalty.  Everybody is a great person, God made us that way.  For you to even suggest this leads me to believe that you would want to kill.

Ridiculous isn't it, but no different than what you all did.

Jesus got the death penalty for a crime he did commit. Ironic. I wonder if he got life in gaol instead would we even know who he is today?

Discuss quietly amongst yourselves then let me know what you think.

[QUOTE] [b]Micrówave wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE]catqueen wrote:  Nobody (or pretty much nobody) is going to argue that a murderer is a great person[/QUOTE]That sounds to me like you supporting The Death Penalty.  Everybody is a great person, God made us that way.  For you to even suggest this leads me to believe that you would want to kill.Ridiculous isn't it, but no different than what you all did.[/QUOTE]


You really, really don't get it, do you. I mean, you genuinely have no clue why people believe you are not against the death penalty. (I'm not saying you actively support it, but you don't seem to be actually *against* it.) My whole point is that saying someone did something wrong/evil/depraved/horrific/sadistic/whatever is totally irrelevant to their right to life. We all have a right to life. NO MATTER who we are or what we have done. I guess you are not so much for/against issues like this, as just taking a hands-off 'not in my backyard' approach. Like maybe you think it might be better if criminals weren't executed, but you don't really think it has any great relevance to your life. Maybe that's why you don't really see what people are saying?

[QUOTE] [b]Holly2003 wrote:[/b]
Jesus got the death penalty for a crime he did commit. Ironic. I wonder if he got life in gaol instead would we even know who he is today?
Discuss quietly amongst yourselves then let me know what you think.
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Lol, it'll be interesting to see what way this goes >:D

[QUOTE] [b]Holly2003 wrote:[/b]
Jesus got the death penalty for a crime he did commit. Ironic. I wonder if he got life in gaol instead would we even know who he is today?
Discuss quietly amongst yourselves then let me know what you think.
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Intersting theory old chum. No longer would we commemorate the crucifixion of our lord with chocolate eggs and cute bunnies. Instead we'd have Yorkshire puddings and frogs to mark the day Jesus got bum raped in the laundry room or something.

fatty.

[QUOTE]We all have a right to life. NO MATTER who we are or what we have done. I guess you are not so much for/against issues like this[/QUOTE]

This sounds to me like you're one of those Jesus freaks.  Are you "actively" doing something about this every day, because I sure am not. 

I usually follow the letter of the law so the chance of my execution is probably very low...  plus I live in a pretty secure location, no chance of rebel gunmen taking over and starting a new government, except Chuck Norris.  So this issue really doesn't bother me one bit.  I don't stay awake at night feeling sorry for either parties, the killers or the victim.  I got a lot of other shit to be worrying about.

But if you want to hold a candlelight vigil every night, that's sweet.  Will you "pray" for me?  And by pray, I mean the Christian definition - Doing the absolute least amount of effort while claiming that you care

I'll pray for you!

I don't know much about Amnesty International but these groups that are trying to change ideas on an international scale do play a positive roll overall I think ... even if they are criticized or have missteps or controversies. They at least help to create conversation. Human and animal rights and protection for the environment are issues that are part of the cultural evolution.

Thank you Donna... Jesus just called and wished me well. He also wanted me to thank everyone for peace marches, demonstrations, and standing up to all the bad things that happen in the world.

I then asked him for a donation to AI and he hung up on me.

[QUOTE] [b]Micrówave wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE]We all have a right to life. NO MATTER who we are or what we have done. I guess you are not so much for/against issues like this[/QUOTE]This sounds to me like you're one of those Jesus freaks.  Are you "actively" doing something about this every day, because I sure am not.  I usually follow the letter of the law so the chance of my execution is probably very low...  plus I live in a pretty secure location, no chance of rebel gunmen taking over and starting a new government, except Chuck Norris.  So this issue really doesn't bother me one bit.  I don't stay awake at night feeling sorry for either parties, the killers or the victim.  I got a lot of other shit to be worrying about.But if you want to hold a candlelight vigil every night, that's sweet.  Will you "pray" for me?  And by pray, I mean the Christian definition - Doing the absolute least amount of effort while claiming that you care[/QUOTE]

Again with the personal attacks Microwave... The UDHR is not a religious based document, and it is the international basis for human rights. No, i don't actively 'do' anything about execution, beyond occasionally signing petitions from evil AI. Execution is illegal in my country, so what i can do is fairly limited. It is also illegal throughout the EU. Again, that means there is limited scope for my involvement. And my point was -- you don't think its relevant. You don't seem to believe that humans are interconnected and that the way we (as a society) treat others is important.
And as far as christianity's impact on the right to life -- actually, the Bible teaches that we are all deserving of death, but we are given the option of being saved from that death. It does value life, and teaches to love and care for all people regardless of their circumstances, but it does also teach that we were created and fell, and since then, we deserve to die... Just wanted to point that out to annoy you :P And yes, it would influence me to believe that no human has the right to take the life of another, but my main reason for believing in the sanctity of life comes from secular, humanistic training.
But seriously, read the history of the human rights movement. It is a humanistic movement, not a religious one. Lots of people who profess christianity are pro-death penalty. And lots of people who are not christian in any way, shape or form are against it.
And for the record, my praying for people usually means contacting them to make sure they are ok afterwards, meeting up, giving practical help if possible, etc. Some people do use prayer as nearly a brush off, or a way to avoid having to actually do anything about stuff, but i am not one of them (well, i try not to be one of them).