Some of the comments are quite funny
http://www.queenonline.com/en/news-archive/new-products-uk-online-store/
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AdamMethos
"What next from QPL? A Sheer Heart Attack defibrillator? Spread Your Wings tampons?"
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
GratefulFan
"I don't even have any keys!"
waunakonor
Liar polygraph? Dancer dancing shoes? Stone Cold Crazy slide trombone? The Game board game? Don't Try Suicide/Keep Yourself Alive antidepressants? The Loser in the End mothers' day cards?