Funny incident in the John Terry race abuse trial

These are jokes written by life itself. It happened when English national football player was on trial for alleged racial abuse of another player. He was acquitted today:

"In Terry's defence, the court heard he had only been sent off four times in 600 top flight games and never in relation to his use of language.

That statistic led to a hilarious misunderstanding when Terry was asked to repeat the figure 'four times' because of difficulties hearing his evidence.

During questioning, George Carter-Stephenson QC, for Terry, said: 'Can you say, please, four times?'
Terry responded 'Please, please, please, please' to guffaws of laughter around the courtroom. The footballer appeared confused by response from the courtroom."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2172940/John-Terry-trial-verdict-NOT-GUILTY-Chelsea-captain-acquitted-racially-abusing-Anton-Ferdinand.html#ixzz20WCglW8r

Even better... the link near the bottom:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2172590/Woman-worlds-largest-natural-breasts-claims-102ZZZ-cup-assets-require-security.html

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That was absolutely hilarious!