Dear Queen Productions Limited
We are writing to inform you that Queen Fans. will soon be conducting a thorough personal CD collection search for certain content that breaches quality standards .
We are not planning to remove every Queen CD item from our collections. At this time we are only planning to remove examples of substandard recordings, rip-off compilations and reissues of sh*t we already bought six times. We are not referring to the familiar Queen standards - rather, we mean material such as The Cosmos Rocks, Greatest Hits Reissues, Absolute Greatest, Deep Cuts, 40th Anniversary Bonus CDs and On Fire At The Bowl ... items in this general category of shit and/or ripoffs.
We notice you have released one or more items recently that fall into this category, and we therefore politely request you stop releasing any more similar item/s forthwith. We would further advise that if similar substandard items continue to be released after Friday, 14th December 2012, and we are forced to discuss them here ourselves, as a result of this process you will receive an automatic 'Strike' action from the Queen Fan System (which is within our control).
We further advise that receiving three or more of these Strikes, will automatically result in Queen Productions Ltd's fanbase transferring all loyalty and future spending to a more worthy non-ripoff band - The Who, Led Zep or Deep Purple. for example
We are not looking to spoiling your enjoyment of making music, but merely to protect fans from material that has no business being being released by any band claiming to be the best
Please remove all offending items forthwith, avoid the '3 strikes and you're out' rule, but most importantly... do continue to enjoy making decent queen music (if you still can) - not the poor quality crap that should never have offended the fan's ears.
Thank you
The Queen Fan Team
brENsKi