And I remain on the the Far Side Of Crazy...

You escaped your ex, congratulations man. I figured she would've eaten you by now, like in that scene from Return of the Jedi where Jabba's goons keep falling into the pit.

[QUOTE] [b]Zebonka12 wrote:[/b]

You escaped your ex, congratulations man. I figured she would've eaten you by now, like in that scene from Return of the Jedi where Jabba's goons keep falling into the pit.[/QUOTE]

I escaped two ex's actually. The last one ended up a drug addict after her mother died, so out the door she went. It's just the three F's for now.

"The last one ended up a drug addict after her mother died"

Damn, why couldn't she develop a sensible addiction, like cable TV or something.

So let's get this straight. Her mother died, she got hooked on drugs and then you left her? Just goes to show that every cloud has a silver lining I suppose.
And is it the same old 3Fs you're living by? Find 'em, Follow 'em and Frighten 'em.

fatty
ripping the pish out of Jake for over a decade.

no....i think it's probably

FUCK em
FREEBASE em
FORGET em

he really sounds like one of nature's finest

He's FIVE???!!! I didn't think i'd been on QZ for that long!

I've been thinking it'd be a lot easier for people to keep track of Jake's life story if we had a video guide. Unfortunately, budget cuts mean I can't produce my own, but I think I have some video here that basically works.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5rQO315siU

It's pretty close.

[QUOTE] [b]waunakonor wrote:[/b]

[QUOTE] [b]Winter Land Man wrote:[/b]

[QUOTE] [b]waunakonor wrote:[/b]

...Hello...[/QUOTE]

Hi. What year did you get on Queenzone?[/QUOTE]
February 2, 2012. So, I'm probably not one of the "Golden Age" members you speak of.[/QUOTE]

Completely off topic now, but is there a way to view your join date, or did you just somehow remember it.

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[b]tomchristie22 wrote: [/b] [QUOTE] [b]waunakonor wrote:[/b]

[QUOTE] [b]Winter Land Man wrote:[/b]

[QUOTE] [b]waunakonor wrote:[/b]

...Hello...[/QUOTE]

Hi. What year did you get on Queenzone?[/QUOTE]
February 2, 2012. So, I'm probably not one of the "Golden Age" members you speak of.[/QUOTE]

Completely off topic now, but is there a way to view your join date, or did you just somehow remember it.[/QUOTE]
Click your username to go to your profile, then go to Queenzone Stats. It'll show up there.

Yup, I'm aware of that; that's how I found it out. That's also how I knew to post about it in the Random thread. Which does bring up the question of why Jake didn't just do the same thing, but whatever.

Because Jake's a prick. Those four words can pretty much answer any question you have regarding the least likeable person on the planet.

Question: Why didn't Jake simply check the date someone joined Queenzone for himself?

Answer: Because Jake's a prick.

Question: Why is Jake so universally despised?

Answer: Because Jake's a prick.

Question: Why can't Jake have unsupervised access to his child?

Answer: Because Jake's a prick.

Question: Why can't Jake conduct himself in a manner befitting an adult?

Answer: Because Jake's a prick.

Question: Why does John Deacon have no further involvement with the band?

Answer: Because Jake's a prick.

Question: Why do salmon return to the rivers and streams they were born in to spawn?

Answer: Because Jake's a prick.

That last one is unfortunate. A date...a picnic by the ocean...a huge misunderstanding. But if you work "tastes like chicken" into too many love poems just to rhyme something with "wish", eventually you're going to end up pissing off a salmon. And then salmon talk.

Don't Ask Me

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dignitas_(assisted_dying_organisation)