You know the one's, neon green with a black sunglasses sort of look in the middle!
Almost bought some for a parody - they're called Devo sunglasses (at least, that's how I find them on Ebay).
Unfortunately can't find any in the same colour, but as far as ludicrous sunglasses go, you can't do much better.
Here:
http://www.randomfunstuff.com/servlet/the-1852/Lady-Gaga-Style-Sunglasses/Detail
Those are called "homosexuals". You can slide your cock inside and out of them. OH! The glasses! Sorry! Do you like my stream of consciousness-typing?