Pope Francis

"Catholic clergy have to live celibate"

Apart from all the children they like to penetrate with their penises on a regular, documented basis.

I LOVE this thread.

Hi Grateful Fan
Just give me a bit of time to think and I'll get back to you on that. :-)

The whole institution should be closed down and those priests should be trialed and put to jail. How many more children need to be molested and abused for this crap to get stopped? How can people even get excited whenever a new pope gets crowned when almost everybody knows what slime these people are.

Support the pope and you support child molestation and abuse. Thats my thoughts about this.

mooghead wrote:

"Catholic clergy have to live celibate"

Apart from all the children they like to penetrate with their penises on a regular, documented basis.

I LOVE this thread.

The fact that they *have to* doesn't mean that they actually do.

Mercuryking wrote:
Support the pope and you support child molestation and abuse. Thats my thoughts about this.

Ha ha, way to simplify everything down to little generalizations that make sense to you. It's like when people see stuff on the news about police abusing their power and conclude that all cops must be dicks.

Wrong thread. Long live the Pope!

Ha ha. :)

thomasquinn 32989 wrote:

Donna13 wrote:
I am in the United States. People here are very excited and happy. I have heard from our media here:

He is the first non-European pope. He is very well liked and admired by the other cardinals. Having spent all his life in Argentina he is not until now part of the Church politics in Rome, .

He's not the first non-European pope. There have been three from Africa, one from (present day) Turkey and six from Syria.
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and apart from that^^^ all of the f**kers are from another time, and might as well be from outer bloody space

brENsKi wrote:

...and might as well be from outer bloody space

Sorry, but it can't be that. Getting here from outer space requires higher intelligence.

thomasquinn 32989 wrote:

waunakonor wrote:

Zebonka12 wrote:
Fuck the Pope.

That would cause him to no longer be eligible to be Pope.

Actually, it wouldn't. Catholic clergy have to live celibate, every Catholic adult male is, theoretically, eligible for the papacy.

Does this mean the pope can start wildly fucking around as soon as he's elected? That's great.

Does he get his very own papal whore?

waunakonor wrote:

thomasquinn 32989 wrote:

waunakonor wrote:

Zebonka12 wrote:
Fuck the Pope.

That would cause him to no longer be eligible to be Pope.

Actually, it wouldn't. Catholic clergy have to live celibate, every Catholic adult male is, theoretically, eligible for the papacy.

Does this mean the pope can start wildly fucking around as soon as he's elected? That's great.

Does he get his very own papal whore?

I don't think there are any formal provisions, but based purely on precedent, he can pretty much do anything you could possibly imagine without really breaking new ground...I would in fact go so far as to say that just one private papal whore is rather tame in comparison to some of his illustrious predecessors.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes#Popes_sexually_active.2C_or_accused_of_being_sexually_active.2C_during_pontificate

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magicalfreddiemercury wrote:

brENsKi wrote:

...and might as well be from outer bloody space

Sorry, but it can't be that. Getting here from outer space requires higher intelligence.

don't see much "higher intelligence" in your average meteorite

brENsKi wrote:

magicalfreddiemercury wrote:

brENsKi wrote:

...and might as well be from outer bloody space

Sorry, but it can't be that. Getting here from outer space requires higher intelligence.

don't see much "higher intelligence" in your average meteorite

lol! You've got me there.