The Darkness and their silly brand of novelty mock rock make me LOLZZZZZZ
Holly2003 · Member since
Fair enough. Although it strikes me you could be getting a bj from Jessica Biel, while snorting coke off Jeri Ryan's knockers and you would still complain about the colour of the wallpaper in the room ...
brENsKi · Member since
and we ALL know that Moog imagined this ^^^ for a brief second and then thought..."Holly's probably right"
mooghead · Member since
What colour is the wallpaper like?
Holly2003 · Member since
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[b]mooghead wrote: [/b] What colour is the wallpaper like?[/QUOTE]
That's my ideal wallpaper when having sex with two attractive actresses.
GratefulFan · Member since
Jessica, honey, it's not you. You're amazing. I've, uh, had a few drinks and I'm tired and...it's just...uh...can we please go to the room with the moustache wallpaper?
mooghead · Member since
I got a twitch when I saw that wallpaper.. :/
Holly2003 · Member since
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[b]GratefulFan wrote: [/b] Jessica, honey, it's not you. You're amazing. I've, uh, had a few drinks and I'm tired and...it's just...uh...can we please go to the room with the moustache wallpaper?[/QUOTE]
Jessica, my dearest wife, I am no longer in love with you. I have fallen in love with the leg of our Victorian piano. She's a curvaceous little minx and she's been around the block a few times, I'll warrant. I've challenged the piano tuner to a duell and the winner shall have her. Now, leave me. I'm going to the moustache room to smoke my pipe and beat myself.Take the children to your mother's and don't spare the horses.