Guys, Brian May just died

Brian May just died around 9.00am this morning. The cause of death was a bite to the knee-cap by a badger, which was scheduled to be culled last Tuesday, but was spared because of some animal activist's effort.

Freddie Mercury was reportedly very upset with the death of Dr May. He is quoted in The Sun as saying "God damn it dear, now I'll have that tall arsehole bitching around me again down here in hell, as if having Jimmy Savile trying to sniff my nut-sack isn't enough".

Roger Taylor issued a statement saying "Oh great, now I'm the most popular living member of Queen".

John Deacon was unavailable for comment, but sources close to him said that he was surprised at the news, as he thought Brian May had died back in 1995.

you got the name "brian may" wrong, there should be nicolaigrishanovich.

Stupid asshole.

Wow. That was about as funny as root canal surgery. Let's just hope this first post is also going to be the last one.

stupid idiot

[QUOTE] [b]thomasquinn 32989 wrote:[/b]

Wow. That was about as funny as root canal surgery. Let's just hope this first post is also going to be the last one.[/QUOTE]

You shouldn't underestimate just how funny root canal surgery can be, compared to this.

What I will give the OP is the last line about John Deacon :)

Cunt.

Asshole

The hell with you???!!!

idiot

Your a fuck stick!

queenzone's reputation has just died.

walking abortion

Go choke on a cake

There is one word to say. Tsumaranai.