Anybody know where I can buy a good fake Icelandic Passport?

And  Russian diplomatic papers, and a Slovakian drivers license?

I am willing to transfer funds from the account of the Nigerian royal family on receipt of the above, my uncle is like the king or something.

do you want a real fake one, or a fake fake one?

I want a fake real one. :P

Well thats obviously out of the question!!!

[QUOTE] [b]Marknow wrote:[/b]Anybody know where I can buy a good
fake Icelandic Passport? And  Russian diplomatic papers, and a Slovakian drivers license?
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Australia, Jamaica and Iran...in that order

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[QUOTE] [b]Marknow wrote:[/b]Anybody know where I can buy a good
fake Icelandic Passport? And  Russian diplomatic papers, and a Slovakian drivers license?
.[/QUOTE]

Australia, Jamaica and Iran...in that order
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And if you really need all those things.....then you're James Bond........good luck 007......:P

Do you know where Argentina is? Well, you have to go to a city called General Alvear, in the Mendoza province.
Right at the center of the city (which is called Kilometer 0), you will find a drugs dealer. He will tell you (in Japanese of course, he is a Japanese guy who works in a Chinese market, god knows why) where that seller lives.
Alvear it's small, so you will have to go cycling or walking. That city it's calm. But you won't find any group of childs playing football or something very cliché from the movies, it's a real city.
There, when you finally reaches the seller, you have to present him your mobile phone. As he is Bolivian (no offense) you will have to talk him in Bolivian (weird Spanish) and he will sell it for 15 Argentinian pesos. But, given that you're from the outside and it's the "Happy Hour!", he will make you a discount. The real price will be U$S 2794.

There you will find the thing you are searching. Don't thank me.

Paul Rodgers was Freddie's favourite dealer of Icelandic passports.

I almost accidentally deleted your user account, Mark :-)

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[b]YourValentine wrote: [/b] I almost accidentally deleted your user account, Mark :-)[/QUOTE]

Yikes!!!!!!

You don't need a passport to visit the UK.
Jump on a boat, any boat.

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[b]Barry Durex wrote: [/b] You don't need a passport to visit the UK.
Jump on a boat, any boat.[/QUOTE]

Seeing as I'm Irish that is actually true. :) All I need is my student ID or driver license.