The 'You Are Banned' Game

Let's say that this is a game where you make the person who posted before you banned for any reason, as long as others can see it. Like this:

Say the person above me is 1337OMG.

My post:
You are banned for being too 1337.

Hope this thing catches on.

You are banned because you used the picture I made as your avatar.

You are banned because you have stolen as your username the title meant for the official cat in residence at 10 Downing Street. The official cat of the Prime Minister of the UK!
(I kid you not! Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Mouser_to_the_Cabinet_Office)

On second thought I guess that would make you the chief rodent in residence there... Ew!

You are banned because you didn't let me ban the glorious Chief of the site. I'm sure you are a silly console peasant.

You are banned for coming back from being banned.

you are banned for supporting a crap football team.

You are banned for calling "soccer" football.

No no!! It's football!!!
Football means kicking a ball with your foot, hence the name. No idea what soccer is supposed to mean and American "football" is not kicking a ball but carrying something across the field not remotely resembling a ball.

You knew I had to post this :-)

And magical gets banned for annoying any football fan outside the USA (and Australia)

You are banned because you do not want any google ads there.

You are banned because you want Google Ads here. And I think is bad, because that would close the doors to this site for our Chinese users.

Thanks to the Great (not so great) Firewall of China, which blocks every site they feel it's bad for their nation, including every site which uses the font or something from Google.

And because you should be a cousin of The Real Wanker. ;-)

For fuck sake BETA.....you are banned for constantly coming back from being banned. Don't you know that you need a whole new username to circumvent a ban?

David is banned for his drunken rants. He's drunk because he also supports a crap football team.

Barbara is banned for not developing a way to stop people circumventing bans.

magicalfreddiemercury is banned for lying about Freddie being magical...and for not using capitals in his username.

Chief Mouse is banned because he still rapes mice. Or at least threatens them until they upgrade all videos he takes credit for ;) :p

Thistleboy1980 you are banned for keeping the thread "Long Time Lurker" alive.

You are banned because you ARE the real BETA. I'm just the fake one without moustache or Bohemian Rhapsody.

You're fucking banned, you numpty.