Brian May Skype Call

Brian May: "Are we all on this Skype call boys?"   Unknown Drummer: "Yep" Unknown Vocalist: ''Yep" BM: "Right, I'm booking a studio for a week away from Kensington because the noise there is beginning to get on my tits." All Unknowns: "Brilliant." BM: "Can you all be there for a full week?" All Unknowns: "Yep." BM: "I'm thinking of something along the lines of Black Country Communion........" All Unknowns: "So are we." BM: "We can also get Spike Edney in to make it all sound very 80's if the bods in the record company think we need to keyboard the hell out of it......." All Unknowns: "OK." BM: "I'm surprised you're all so compliant over this - don't you want to know any more?  Fees?  Material?" Unknown Drummer: "No Brian, we just want you to play some great rock guitar and stop fucking moaning about British mammals, bricks and space dust stuff." BM: "Why?" Unknown Bass player: "Because everyone's forgetting that THAT is exactly what you are so universally ADORED for.  I know you might be bored by it after nearly 50 years, but look at what Townshend is doing every night; you could go one better and give up some new material." BM: "But I love them - they need to be championed." Unknown Bass player: "The rock and roll Gods are in agreement with you but you're sounding like John looked in the "Break Free" video; a moaning old lady.  Snap. Out. Of. It." Unknown Vocalist: ''He's right Brian; it'll be good for the soul too.  No one's expecting anything of something that's NOT Queen or whatever you call that these days.  This could be a chance to let that curly grey hair down for a bit and just knock out some awesome rock and roll." BM: "Oh.  I see.  But what about Roger?" Unknown Drummer: "Sod him for a bit.  He'll still love you as a mate; after all, he released his own solo band stuff as The Cross and you've got previous with Cozy and Neil, haven't you?" BM: "True.  True.  What about Kerry?" Unknown Vocalist: ''Seriously?  Listen mate, whatever she's doing for you, it's pissing off the world to rock and roll immensely and if you don't stop that immediately, I'm going to personally come over there and make sure she's of no further use to you." BM: "No, don't do that; Anita will kill me." Unknown Vocalist: ''All right then." Unknown Bass player: "And no 50-something year old Abba tribute backing singers in dodgy boots and tight skirts trying to look as if they're 30?" BM: "Really?" Unknown Drummer: "Yes - no dignity in that whatsoever; they were rubbish too mate." BM: "OK.  So, see you on the dates on the email then?" All Unknowns:

What the heck is this? A fanfic? A real conversation? Our dream?

Brilliant!

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Brilliant![/QUOTE]

Don't encourage him...

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[b]BETA215 wrote: [/b] What the heck is this? [/QUOTE]

Counting 123....where's Togg

Well that was just fucking weird.

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[b]AlbaNo1 wrote: [/b] Counting 123....where's Togg[/QUOTE]

Don't worry Togg will show up to complain.

Like you, dudeofqueen has less than 250 posts and is a low on the QZ totem pole as a "Bohemian" ... Easy pickins'

can someone tell me who these unknowns are? i'd like to know.

Not bad.

But he's no Fatty.

I miss that guy.

Yep Fatty had style!

Meow

"And no 50-something year old Abba tribute backing singers in dodgy boots and tight skirts trying to look as if they're 30?"

Love that....!!!

Speaking of Fatty, whatever happend to him? is he doing time somewhere or did he and Flashman ride off into the sunset together finally?

Speaking of Fatty (I dont actually know who you are talking about) but the lyrics in Fat Bottomed Girls are reported as 'Left alone with big fat Fanny' But I always thought they were 'Fatty'. Quite hard to make out on the isolated vocal too. Thoughts?