[QUOTE] [b]SkyeTV wrote:[/b]

Oh dear.

I've not said anything here for a while, but this caught my attention.

I dont think the satirical poetry here is too great so here's one that will help you pass with flying colours!!!!!!

There was once a man called Fred
His teeth were as big as his head
His clothing was bright
Crack made his 'tash white
And he liked to smoke fags day and night
But the bad thing about our young Fred
Was the people he liked in bed
His arsehole was slack
But he never looked back
And soon that man Fred was dead

Hope this helps[/QUOTE]
Made me giggle. The requirements were 20+ lines with rhyming ends(what you've done)so I didn't go for something of that quality. Well done though. I had already submitted it by the time I posted screenshots