Funny Queen Script I Made

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!!
Melbourne: 27 January 1974
Brian and Roger are getting dressed in the dressing room.
Roger: Hey Brian!
Brian: Yes?
Roger: Think Fast! *SPRAYS BRIAN WITH HAIRSPRAY*
Brian: The Hell?
Brian: *STUMBLES INTO CHAIR*
Roger: Hahahaha!
Brian: Oh, Here I come drummer boy!
Brian and roger begin trying to get at each others necks and begin somersaulting down the hall. John sees them rolling by the door.
John: The hell!?
John runs outside in his underwear to see this.
Brian and Roger bust into Freddie's door. There is Freddie, sitting at the chair, looking at the mirror, eating cereal in is underwear.
Freddie: Hello darlings..
Brian: What am I witnessing right now.
John runs in.
John: Whoa.. You guys alright. Do your bones hurt?
Brian: what!? do you call 27 old?
John: No I just. Wh-
Brian: YOU YOUNG PEOPLE ALWAYS THI-
Roger: Brian Shut Up For God Sakes!
John: what.. What the hell just happened!?
Freddie: I don't know but they charged in here like a SWAT team
Brian: Roger is just ass, is all.
Roger: Hey.
Brian: DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU AGAIN FOR CHRIST SAKES!!
Roger: Ok..

Brian's birthday is in July. 26

@NastyQueen74, I mean't 26 but I must've made a typo

Someone once called ME out on this. So I'll return the expression here while appropriate


^^Someone's gotten into a case of Carlsberg Specials!

I can't even laugh about these things.

Dysan enters thread in his underwear
Dysan: The Hell?

There are some nice fanfics about the band members out there on various forums. However, this script is not funny at all. Maybe I'll try writing a scrip about the band members myself. I never wrote any fanfics/scripts before but I got some ideas in my mind.

*Unfunny *SCENARIO I typed