Now I got mortgages on homes I got stiffness in my bones

From Fat Bottomed Girls:
“Now I got mortgages on whores
I got stiffness in my bones”

1. How can you have mortgages on whores?? That doesn’t make sense to me as whores ain’t fixed asset.
2. I assume that Brian (who wrote the lyrics) was meaning the stiffness in just one of his bones?
3. I always assumed that dr. May was a decent man, but these lyrics seem vulgar to me.

Are you with me on this one?

"Now I got mortgages on HOMES: Geez, all you have to do is read the lyrics somewhere on net. So no, I am not with you and your earlier whore reference to Lily of the Valley. Dumbass shit.

Mortgages on multiple homes? ... you must be very rich or very in debt ...

For me ...

One home. One mortgage.

The pen is mightier.

Another crazy thread!

All you gotta do is open yer friggin lugs never mind searching.!