richrich wrote:I am not the child-'missing' fiend Gerry McCann, nor am I the morbidly obese and the woefully unfunny Geraldine Granger!
JHC ^ have you no filter whatsoever? hideous example of humanity!
one thing we all know YOU ARE Gerry. end of.
richrich wrote:I am not the child-'missing' fiend Gerry McCann, nor am I the morbidly obese and the woefully unfunny Geraldine Granger!
richrich wrote:@brENzKi: Are you as happy as everyone else that Jeremy Corbyn is not PM?
richrich wrote:@brENzKi: I was also happy. To which I find it harder and harder to be these days.
richrich wrote:@brENzKi: I see you have not thanked me for me being complimentary to you. I don't mind. Anyway, today I saw a severely peg-legged, downsyndromed motherfucker of a man lurching up my road. Just as I passed behind him, his misshapen head snapped to the side and he started shouting: "NUUUUR"
richrich wrote:@brENzKi: I demand that you read out loud your previous post in the voice of Bela Lugosi's Dracula.
richrich wrote:@brENzKi: I can very vividly imagine you at a cheesy, run down disco; there you are, bathed and silhouetted with washes of different coloured lights, your white hair illuminated as you run towards an attractive newly-wed couple, your arms outstretched, only to fall on the hard ground. And there you remain, motionless.
richrich wrote:
@brENsKi: I can picture you leaning and stretching up against a tall, annoyed man; your face slack as you utter with a monotonous, campy voice: "I love you with all my boobs. I would say with all my heart, but my boobs are bigger."
richrich wrote:@brENsKi: You strike me as the kind of individual that would sit in a pub, wearing a pair of plastic tits over your clothes whilst smirking at people.