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I'm Back - My Review on Every Single Queen Album 1073 - 1998

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Hello everyone,

As for my introduction. I identify as a gender-fluid woman. With pro-nouns with She/Them.

We all know that Queen released 18 studio albums. I'm going to review every single Queen album, so buckle my fellow cis-white privileged straight m*n.

Queen:
I don't understand I m*n like this shit. If a band is going to produce an album. I expect quality, not quantity. Keep Yourself Alive is just boring, the rhyming is pretty bad. I mean look at Ariana Grande, there is no excuse to have your very first album and first song a bomb. Liar is just noise. Son and Daughter is triggering because it tells us that men are allowed to rape women because the writer hates equality. Jesus is so politically incorrect since the church of Scientology has better morals than Christianity.

Rating 1/10

Queen 2:

I honestly hate this album, it's boring, its a chore to listen to and the song Nevermore is a warning about how if we don't tame our boys. They will start abusing women. March of the White Queen is just 1 six minute mess with no plot. Overall, the album is trying to emulate some sort of theme within the era of Game of Thrones but without the realism (fairies, really Freddie).

Rating 0/10

Sheer Heart Attack:

Brighton Rock should be three minutes long, not six minutes long. The album is pretty lame and stupid.

0 / 10

Night At The Opea:
Boring boring boring boring... if they took Your my Best Friend away. The album would fade into mediocrity.

3 / 10

A Day At te Races":
I didn't listen to this one.

0/10

News of teh World:
Get Down Make Love is the single reason why women have a hard life in this world since they're most likely to be assault in comparsion to men. Source: Buzzfeed.

0 / 10

Jazz:
I didn't listen to this one.

0/10

The Game;
I didn't listen to this one.

0/10

Flash Hordon:
I didn't listen to this one.

0/10

Hot Space:
I didn't listen to this one.

0/10

The Works:
I didn't listen to this one.

0/10

A Kin Of Magoc:
I didn't listen to this one.

0/10

The Miracle:
I didn't listen to this one.

0/10

Innuendo:
Pretty lame

0/10

Made iN eEhacn:
I didn't listen to this one.

0/10

Hope you enjoyed my review
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Haha what a bell end. Trolling to the max! 1073, where did the other 900 years go? :)
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oh for the love of god, 'it's' back
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What's the point of this thread if you're going to only review a quarter of their albums.
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Nick, it's a troll. Also, a wanker.
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an honest review by a poor simpleton , congratulations...
Fuckers
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Funneh.
We love you Mandy!
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According to the title, the Queen reviews should begin with Matilda of Flanders.
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wow very nice review
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[QUOTE] [b]LR1 wrote:[/b]

Hello everyone,

As for my introduction. I identify as a gender-fluid woman. With pro-nouns with She/Them.

We all know that Queen released 18 studio albums. I'm going to review every single Queen album, so buckle my fellow cis-white privileged straight m*n.

Queen:
I don't understand I m*n like this shit. If a band is going to produce an album. I expect quality, not quantity. Keep Yourself Alive is just boring, the rhyming is pretty bad. I mean look at Ariana Grande, there is no excuse to have your very first album and first song a bomb. Liar is just noise. Son and Daughter is triggering because it tells us that men are allowed to rape women because the writer hates equality. Jesus is so politically incorrect since the church of Scientology has better morals than Christianity.

Rating 1/10

Queen 2:

I honestly hate this album, it's boring, its a chore to listen to and the song Nevermore is a warning about how if we don't tame our boys. They will start abusing women. March of the White Queen is just 1 six minute mess with no plot. Overall, the album is trying to emulate some sort of theme within the era of Game of Thrones but without the realism (fairies, really Freddie).

Rating 0/10

Sheer Heart Attack:

Brighton Rock should be three minutes long, not six minutes long. The album is pretty lame and stupid.

0 / 10

Night At The Opea:
Boring boring boring boring... if they took Your my Best Friend away. The album would fade into mediocrity.

3 / 10

A Day At te Races":
I didn't listen to this one.

0/10

News of teh World:
Get Down Make Love is the single reason why women have a hard life in this world since they're most likely to be assault in comparsion to men. Source: Buzzfeed.

0 / 10

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You will never get a nice man to marry you if you keep making comments like that.
"Queen is the only band in the world that can play so heavily that your nose bleeds, then offer a silk handkerchief to clean up with."
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It wouldn't surprise me if LR1 is a 50 year old man to be honest.
Honey, if your gender is leaking fluids, you should be seeing a doctor and not trolling online. But you're getting better, this post was actually kind of funny unlike your previous posts
Best of the best http://www.queenzone.com/forums/1109319/best-of-the-best.aspx?page=1
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Piss off, troll
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How you can give a "0" for something that you never listened to ?

Troll somewhere else.
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[QUOTE] [b]stevelondon20 wrote:[/b]

Haha what a bell end. Trolling to the max! 1073, where did the other 900 years go? :)[/QUOTE]

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"Made iN eEhacn" came out in 1998?
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