Important question to all male Queen-Fans

Fireplace wrote:

You areth the Queen amongst trolls, but reading that Gambaccini still haseth that sinking feeling maketh me grin every time :-).

"Thou art the Queen amongst trolls, but reading that Gambaccini still hath that sinking feeling maketh me grin every time :-)."

If we're going for pseudo Elizabethan English, we might as well try to get it somewhat right.

Now write it out a hundred times.

Lol brilliant!

thomasquinn 32989 wrote:

Fireplace wrote:

You areth the Queen amongst trolls, but reading that Gambaccini still haseth that sinking feeling maketh me grin every time :-).

"Thou art the Queen amongst trolls, but reading that Gambaccini still hath that sinking feeling maketh me grin every time :-)."

If we're going for pseudo Elizabethan English, we might as well try to get it somewhat right.

I haveth no clue what the fricketh thou art talking about, but I deferreth to thy superior knowledge and thanketh thee for the English language lesson. It kind of gaveth me that sinking feeling :-)

Fear not! I cometh to tell you the truthet.

Pauleth, is that thy?

Did you bumpeth into the Mercurial in clubeth Heaven again? Did he do the flourishing with his armeth once more and telleth you that his attitudeth was: fucketh it, darling, I'm doing everything with everyoneth?

I've heareth that so many timeth from himeth.

Gute Nacht from Kensington,
M.A.

Is this dumb childish shit what Reddit is like? Glad I never visited the place.

It's still better than being the Steve Hoffman forum is was turning in to.

What do you mean?

Come on dysan man, explain please! You said this childish shit was better than what you thought this forum was turning into. Don't chicken out, respond! Otherwise I have to categorize your unexplained comment under bullshit.

Fear not. I cometh to tell you the truth.

Cometh on Stick, explaineth your pain, please! We here in lovely Kensington will findeth a way to worketh it out. Don't chickeneth out, respondeth, please! Otherwise we can not relief your palpable problem.
You haveth that sinking feeling, haven'teth you?

Peacefuleth,
M.A.

Stick wrote:

Come on dysan man, explain please! You said this childish shit was better than what you thought this forum was turning into. Don't chicken out, respond! Otherwise I have to categorize your unexplained comment under bullshit.

But my comment was bullshit anyway so I don't really know what you want to hear.

Just what you meant by this place turning into a Steve Hoffman forum. I dont even know the guy so also didnt know what you meant by the comment. But if it was just builshit thats fair enough.

What a mickey mouse bullshit post.

Who the fuck is the admin on this site? This is in the serious discussion section. May as well call it the “any cunt can post anything” discussion section

Fear not! I cometh to tell you the truth.

Mark_Glasgow, I understand that you are angry. You must not feel that way. Be assured that you are being loveth, too.

Peace and empathy,
M.A.