Pull my cock out and....
A triple 999 call and a court case the next day and I will be getting lots of free sex.... whether I want it or not....
If i physically bumped into him, I'd say that I'm a kiwi, and I can....
Hear music playing in the darkness
Oh and tell him my Grandad is a electrician...
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Ignore him and walk on
That's what he'd want you to do
That's what he'd want you to do
I'd just be polite and say hello and thanks for everything you've done over the years.
Stalk him for a while then run over and hug him tightly he'll like that, I'll whisper "you're my best friend" into his ear.
Get as close as possible, maybe cut off some of his hair to sell on eBay..... or add to the shrine.
Get as close as possible, maybe cut off some of his hair to sell on eBay..... or add to the shrine.
If I bumped into him on a Friday I'd wish it last forever and hold him close to me
Anagrama^
That's not only what he would want you to do, but it is most probably what he would do to you anyway especially if you wore a greying wiry afro or had a beard wearing aviator sunglasses.... Actually a beard and aviator sunglasses may even give you a sly one in the diaphragm leaving you gasping breath for calling him a sociopath
That's not only what he would want you to do, but it is most probably what he would do to you anyway especially if you wore a greying wiry afro or had a beard wearing aviator sunglasses.... Actually a beard and aviator sunglasses may even give you a sly one in the diaphragm leaving you gasping breath for calling him a sociopath
Lick my eyebrows.
Lick my elbows.
Lick my lovepump
Emrabt... That's hilarious.
Ur only kidding .....right?
I'd probably start a chat with him if he had the time. Then I'd hopefully remember to ask him if i could have one of his basses...cause c'mon. .."It's not like you're using it anymore" ;)
*F or real now. ...gotta love John Deacon. Mad skills
Ur only kidding .....right?
I'd probably start a chat with him if he had the time. Then I'd hopefully remember to ask him if i could have one of his basses...cause c'mon. .."It's not like you're using it anymore" ;)
*F or real now. ...gotta love John Deacon. Mad skills
matt z wrote:
Emrabt... That's hilarious.
Ur only kidding .....right?
Yes I'm kidding, i wouldn't sell something as precious as his hair on Ebay, I'd use it for voodoo.
I would ask him what drug he used while coming up with the baseline in Gaga..
Get out of the way and leave him be.