brENsKi wrote:
ruiner_70 - an extravagant waste of carbon and oxygen, railing and raging against a society in which he is ill-equipped to function. his vast bulk - bound to his bedroom. his only joy in an utterly miserable life is to spill bile and vent spleen at the unforgiving world outside his window - shouting and pontificating on subjects he's completely ill-informed to comment upon, and utterly lost in a universe that didn't cease to exist (musically or otherwise) after november 1991.
his constant shitting at, shitting on and shitting about everybody and every thing - after all, it's everyone else's fault that he's such an arrogant, ignorant, hostility-infused prick, isn't it? his pathetic lonely existence - mirrors perfectly his soul, bereft of humanity, compassion or empathy. the quest for his next Medal of Dishonor (World Keyboard Warrior 2020) is only ever punctuated by the visits of his care-worker bringing bowl after bowl of Sugar Puffs and box after box of extra-large pizzas.
his mozzarella and fecal matter-filled miasma of brain incontinence, constantly leaking into his oversized adult diaper, continues to seep out onto his keyboard, polluting everything and everyone until finally...BOOM! the ruiner_70 sludge implodes - taking his lard-stuffed bulk with it. lo and behold! dozens of internet forums instantly return to the peaceful existence they once knew - to the happy time before his poisonous fog polluted and pervaded everything it touched.
only TWO people attended his funeral: the Honey Monster, and the CEO of Dominos Pizza.
Wonderfully discriptive, informative and quite acurate.