Over the many years reading Gerry's insane ramblings I have now managed to decode much of what he writes.
Here then is an up to date list of words used by Gerry and what he is actually using them to say. This should make reading his posts a more coherent experience.
Foreign: I hate you.
American: I hate you.
Irish: I hate you.
Canadian: I hate you.
Dutch: I hate you.
Australian: I hate you
English: I hate you, unless you come from a very small area of
the North East of England.
Adam Lambert: Hate.
Adam Lambert: lady Boy.
Adam Lambert: Gay poser.
Brian May: Strong dislike.
Roger Taylor: Brian May follower.
Queen Live: Strong opinions though never seen them
Queen+ Hate
Any singer apart from Freddie Mercury: strong dislik.
George Michael: Exception to the above.
Concert sound: Claimed expert.
Concert lighting: Knows everything.
Production size: Not as big as Queen fronted by Freddie
Hot Space: Best album ever.
Innuendo: Worst album.
Suzie Quatro: Better Bassist than Geddy Lee
King Crimson: Crap musicians
I'm going to break your legs: I couldn't break wind
I'm going to kick your head in: I'm a piece of shit hiding behind a
Keyboard.
I'm right: I don't posses the intelligence to
Make that judgement.
You're a bully: If I say it enough, it still won't be
true.
You're a woman: I'm trying to be insulting.
You're a woman: I have a gender recognition
Problem.
Fuck off: I've lost the argument, again.
Piss off: I've lost the argument, again
You're a peadophile: I've lost the argument, again
You're a peadophile. I don't like you.
Cunt: I've lost the argument, again
You're a loser: I've lost the argument, again
Yous: You.
Yous lot: You lot.
Been: Being, but sometimes been.
If reading a Gerry post or replying this list should get you started.
If you have any more to add please feel free.
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