Childish Prank Remembered
When we were young me and my brother would play a game where you cocked your leg in the air, made like a motorbike (hands on the throttle and brake) and farted. Now! this used to give us hours of fun, until my brother put an end to it, and still to this day hangs his head in shame. One day I was sprawled out in the front room watching television, Mum was in the kitchen, my brother was in the bath, when two of my mums work colleagues call to visit, I'm quickly told to tidy up the front room, turn the television off and generally make myself presentable, Mum makes cups of tea in the posh cups and starts chatting.
All this is unbeknown to my brother who at that moment runs down the stairs, bollock naked, rushes into the front room, cocks leg and lets rip with a sound Harley Davison himself would have been proud, to add to insult to injury, at the end of the fart a marble sized lump of poo, shot out and landed right in the middle of the room. The look on everybody's faces is still with me to this day 22 years later.
Ian R