How to greet in 800 languages .

http://www.elite.net/%7Erunner/jennifers/hello.htm#A

Oh wow, all those naughty words!

Paid a malu cachu y twpsyn fach drewllyd

Oh how that rolls of my tongue :O

Wow the Puerto Rican insults are very accurate :O

The Dutch ones too :D

We've got this really annoying super-student-Sir-do-you-think-this-skirt-is-too-short-no-it's-not-my-belt-slutfrom Russia *evil grin*

Veronica, do you know what 'Ya liubeesh papeenu pees'ku sassat' ' means?
vero: it means I like to suck my father's dick

me: *gasp* now DO you...

*claps hands happily*

I know how to say that the only person who sucks cock better than your mum is your girlfriend in Scottish Gealic :D

*from now on only swears in russian or gaelic*

"God I'm bored today, I wonder how I can tell someone to 'Fuck Off' in Arabic?"

"Rooh neek nafsak" that's the word in arabic ;)

Ah, yes. The wonders of foreign obscenities :)

I'm learning Spanish, albeit rather slowly as I'm not taking actual classes, and the only swear I can remember so far off-hand is culo(s?), which means "ass"

Btw. I know how to say "Hi" already in:

English
French
Japanese
Spanish
Arabic
Chinese

...and without looking them up online either :)