Out of the blue

This is a bit random, but I have just remembered another 'misheard lyric' or two I forgot to mention when the topic was started about twelve years ago. Stop me if you've seen these before, but:

Life is Real- 'torsos in my closet'
I heard 'tossers in my closet'

teo torriate- 'be not gone'
I ALWAYS think 'peanut gone'.

Carry on.

"Standing on my ears" That really made me LOL!.

The song that always gave me problems was Save Me

In "years of care and loyalty were nothing but a sham it seems".
One of my versions I thought I heard was:
Ears of carrots, loyally were nothing but a ham it seems.

Another version was: Ease carrying loyally.

I could never make that out until I read the real words.

In "the slate will soon be clear", I heard: The plates of soup we'll clear.

hehe...

I think most of the misheard lyrics on the internet are just made up...something which sounds funny. Like get your russian hedgehog for example

My misheard lyrics for 1 song:

China Belle:
real: you turn around and look for China
misheard: you turn around and look vagina

I think my version is better. And i really thought Brian sang that, because the song is about a prostitute or something like that. untill i read the lyrics in the sleeve

And I really thought John Deacon was 'Join a gay club' (TIM) no fooling, it definitley sounds like that, listen if you don't believe me. Until I looked up the lyrics on the internet I went along thinking it was that lyric (complete fool!)

>>>'I stand on my ears and believe in you'

Thats nuts. I was singing that the other day and found myself saying those words!!!

The only thing I remember mishearing was when I was about 6/7 (loooong ago cough) in Bo Rhap when Freddie sings "gotta get right out of here oooh" I heard "gotta get right out of meeee oooh" and didn't even think that was weird.

Other than that, you're all mad!

:-P