Right, John was the horse...

in "It's a Hard Life" video, as Roger said.
We know that Freddie was the Prawn (sounds like a villian...THE PRAWN!).
What was Roger supposed to be? The bastard child of Shakespeare!?
How about Brian? The Skullmaster?! See! Another villian name.
Pah...@_@

The Prawn and The Horse huh? That's nice. :)

I know! Strange innit?!
Still, dunno why John has to be the horse! :-P

Poor John.....

Well if you ever seen the video, I'd say poor Roger, because he looked PISSED (as in angry, he was literally pissed -as in drunk- in the WWTLF video). Playing Shakespeare's bastard son in those tight black tights (showing his chicken legs) was kinda irritating as you see in the video.
John, well, he was nice legs. So, I don't mind that. But he as a horse?! Ummm k!

Brian was Death

I thought John was a unicorn

Brian was death, he said it on the commentary :)

Actually, from what I've seen, Freddie was the Prawn, and Brian, Roger and John were The Prawn's Extremely Hot and Annoyed Bandmates Wondering What the Hell they had Gotten Themselves Into.

No... John's a horse; which sort of symbolizes a knight. And Brian is... a bard. And Roger's just sort of there in tight pants. Count Rog.

Wait, what exactly *is* a prawn? Don't you eat them?

poor john no wonder he retired

:)

Do ya really think that the main purpose of John quitting was the costume?! LOL I know you are kidding, btw. Still it would be a very silly reason.
Sometimes I wonder if there are any hidden messages in that video myself?

Right so Brimi was death.
Freddie was the prawn.
John was the unicorn or horse.
I still think that Roger is the bastard son of Shakespeare.