i'm down i'm down in the dumps :(

Anyone want to cheer me up?

Switch on ICQ, I send you something to laugh about:)

A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly
both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and
strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily:
'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'

Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you
completely!'

The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of
wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle,
so he downs half of it and hands it back. 'Your turn,' says the man.

'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'

lol!!

lol Flashy :)

I was down in the dumps one day really bad it was too,garbage and empty beer bottles..and RATS...POOH ;)

POOH? Yeah Winnie the Pooh is kind of a let down.

My god, that was fucking hilarious.

LOL - What a shocker -

I expected the outcome of the joke to follow the teller's desires ...

mmmmh thanks... i knew the joke though ;)
I am even more down in the dumps this morning: no tv programm broadcasted 46664 here :((((( I missed it !