Today I had a big Shit and then went outside. It was cold. I went on my bike very fast down a hill, and I ran over a cat. It survived unfortunately, but it did have a very bad limp, so alls not lost. Then, after this hilarious incident, I went home and watched mtv, where they showed the new Christina Aguilerra song, I was so excited I tossed one off and then watched my greatest hits 2 dvd. When I saw Scandal, I got excited again, and tossed another one off.
I then had a cup of tea and 4 milk chocolate digestive biscuits and went on the internet were I looked at some pictures of John Deacon. I tried to toss one off again but I didnt have anything left so I went to bed.
What a day.
NoOneButYou1975 · Member since
Today I had a big Shit
too bad you werent flushed down with it...
Daburcor? · Member since
Hmmm... What DID I do today? Nothing as productive as Dudley, That's for sure... He is my new role model... Really... Well, Ok, So I'm lying through my teeth. What of it?! ;)
Flashman · Member since
Is Dudley trying to tell us he's a wanker?
Mayboy · Member since
"Is Dudley trying to tell us he's a wanker?"
hes doing a blinding job :)
Daburcor? · Member since
LMAO!
MexQueenFM · Member since
lol
NoOneButYou1975 · Member since
lol this is too easy but thinking about it so is his hand LOL
Daburcor? · Member since
LMAO! Such vulgar humor here today... LOL!
Matti · Member since
Lol!
Mr Coolest Cat · Member since
Dudley you wanker, i'm sending you a vet bill for my cat!
