A man lives on the 14th floor. Each morning when he goes to work he takes the elevator down, all the 14 floors.
When he gets back in the evening he takes the elevator again but only to the 10th floor. To go up the last 4 floors he takes the stairs.
WHY???
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because he's a lazy ass , wrong or right? :D
What do i win?
What do i win?
The man in question is abnormally short, so he cannot reach the button requesting the 14th floor when returning to the block of flats in which he lives. Therefore, he can only request the 10th floor, because that is the highest number hecan reach.
And yes, I've heard a variation on this one before.
And yes, I've heard a variation on this one before.
Because it's Dark_Myuutwo.....?
LOL Fenderek
Because he's a short arse and can't reach the buttons above floor 10
Damn somebody beat me to it.
That's so easy I think I'm going to implode.
It's because when he gets home at night, he is invariably dying for a dump because he's always too embarrased to go at work. It stinks so bad, that he just has to get out at the 10th floor or he'll puke up a kidney.
Is his name Sidney? I think I know him.
It's because when he gets home at night, he is invariably dying for a dump because he's always too embarrased to go at work. It stinks so bad, that he just has to get out at the 10th floor or he'll puke up a kidney.
Is his name Sidney? I think I know him.
LOL
LOL @ Flash
Is it because he has had both arms amputated that day and his nose isn't big enough to press the top buttons.
Yes the man is too short to reach the top buttons.
nope, he's too lazy to use the stairs, so he uses the elevator, and he thinks 4 floors of stairs are enough exercise for the day, lazy ass
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:)
He lives in Brixton and the maintenance man will not come and fix the lift because he go beat up last time!