A man lives on the 14th floor. Each morning when he goes to work he takes the elevator down, all the 14 floors.
When he gets back in the evening he takes the elevator again but only to the 10th floor. To go up the last 4 floors he takes the stairs.
WHY???
MexQueenFM · Member since
because he's a lazy ass , wrong or right? :D
What do i win?
Fenderek · Member since
Because it's Dark_Myuutwo.....?
Wreckage · Member since
The man in question is abnormally short, so he cannot reach the button requesting the 14th floor when returning to the block of flats in which he lives. Therefore, he can only request the 10th floor, because that is the highest number hecan reach.
And yes, I've heard a variation on this one before.
MexQueenFM · Member since
LOL Fenderek
Mr Coolest Cat · Member since
Because he's a short arse and can't reach the buttons above floor 10
Mr Coolest Cat · Member since
Damn somebody beat me to it.
Flashman · Member since
That's so easy I think I'm going to implode.
It's because when he gets home at night, he is invariably dying for a dump because he's always too embarrased to go at work. It stinks so bad, that he just has to get out at the 10th floor or he'll puke up a kidney.
Is his name Sidney? I think I know him.
Mayboy · Member since
LOL
Mrs.Taylor · Member since
LOL @ Flash
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach · Member since
Is it because he has had both arms amputated that day and his nose isn't big enough to press the top buttons.
Red_Special · Member since
Yes the man is too short to reach the top buttons.
MexQueenFM · Member since
nope, he's too lazy to use the stairs, so he uses the elevator, and he thinks 4 floors of stairs are enough exercise for the day, lazy ass
:)
Togg · Member since
He lives in Brixton and the maintenance man will not come and fix the lift because he go beat up last time!
