Overheard Conversations

I was in the pub last night and I heard........

"The Darkness should have been the Christmas number one with that Queen song"

"Yeah, that Simple Minds one is depressing"

And its true I was going to correct them on both counts but I couldn't be arsed.

Were they students?

No, alas, just ignorant. I can't say too much as one of them was my friend's Mum.

MILF?