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Okies, i'm stupid!

My Uncle tried telling me this Blonde Joke it took me 6mins to get it!

Just a word of warning to you:-

Never tell a blonde a blonde a blonde joke its bad for your health!

Also it took him 15 mins to explain it!
I will not post the joke 'cause i'm ashamed! o_O
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*pats head* Now come on, tell us the joke! Let's see if me, a redhead, can understand it. ;-)
If God intended us to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
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I love blonde jokes :D
TIMELESS
Q
I'll try even though I'm borderline blonde! Please post it!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Okies, but this is shameful!!

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q
oh dear I'm so sorry!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
N
Break it too me gently :p

If I dye my hair, would the stupidness go...?
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what color is your hair?
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Blonde... well... me m8s r going to dye our hair 4 a laugh like! :p
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my hair's black :-D
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I've always wanted my hair to be black. When I get in college I think I will die my hair black with a white streak and a red streak right next to each other on my left temple because I think that would look cool.
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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lol @ the joke :)
"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'." (Genesis 1:1)
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LOL@joke! OK, I'm one clever redhead, I got it at once. Or maybe I'm just perverted... Hm!
If God intended us to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
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Took me a while 2 get that joke 2 lol :D
"I'm going up Buchanan Street With a box of fireworks And two bottles of Tizer"
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Are you blond, too?
If God intended us to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.

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